projekteg

....Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, fireman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly set the children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Committee to Elect John Kerry for President Campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

I got this off a truck site I visit and thought I would share.

90accordIHI

BOO!

i wouldn't tell anyone else that joke, unless you and thme happen to like President Bush.

LSD Motorsports

Haha, thats obviously a bush fan joke, but would be funny to anyone, good joke

Ravage70

the only funny part was when he said kerry

i dunno why though

thx for making us smile teg

projekteg

not a bush fan, but kerry sucks too i'm a mode fan. 'MODE GIVES MORE IN '04'

HondaTuner

It comes down to "the lesser of the two evils.." damn I hate politics, lol

R-MAK

why did the blonde do a mexican ?





























































































cause her teacher told her to do an issay

dragon

good one

warren_teg

whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?













































































If you slap a mosquito it'll quit sucking.

Reddy

There was a Polish rapist in a lineup and when the victim walked in the pollak yelled "Thats her!"