Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante

So last night im sleeping and i am known for farting in bed while awake and asleep. Needless to say i think i was a little of both. So my farts at night are pretty gross ( as in loud and smelly ) and i usually let them out full blast. Well last night i did and as i did i felt some bubbling in my tummy. while i did i had to take it easy on the full power fart but didnt take it easy enough cause i felt a bit of juice. Yeah, i know... GROSS! well i wake up and check and nothing... so i must have not pushed hard enough

Fast forward to about 5 minutes ago and im walking to my car to look for my phone. I had some eggs and toast and didnt think anything of it. Well, as im walking i had to fart and i forgot about my loose stool and BAM!!!! Shart city! it ran down my leg and all kinds of ---- on my bum. So for the record this is the 4th incident where i ---- my pants. God, im 28 and i cant keep from pooping all over the place.

Comment away. :y :8

Originally Posted by bigdaddyvtec

DAMN SON!

Originally Posted by snm95ls

Dude, i couldn't stop laughing while reading your post.

;D