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------- gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
04-12-2008, 02:52 PM
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------- gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
So last night im sleeping and i am known for farting in bed while awake and asleep. Needless to say i think i was a little of both. So my farts at night are pretty gross ( as in loud and smelly ) and i usually let them out full blast. Well last night i did and as i did i felt some bubbling in my tummy. while i did i had to take it easy on the full power fart but didnt take it easy enough cause i felt a bit of juice. Yeah, i know... GROSS! well i wake up and check and nothing... so i must have not pushed hard enough
Fast forward to about 5 minutes ago and im walking to my car to look for my phone. I had some eggs and toast and didnt think anything of it. Well, as im walking i had to fart and i forgot about my loose stool and BAM!!!! Shart city! it ran down my leg and all kinds of ---- on my bum. So for the record this is the 4th incident where i ---- my pants. God, im 28 and i cant keep from pooping all over the place.
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Fast forward to about 5 minutes ago and im walking to my car to look for my phone. I had some eggs and toast and didnt think anything of it. Well, as im walking i had to fart and i forgot about my loose stool and BAM!!!! Shart city! it ran down my leg and all kinds of ---- on my bum. So for the record this is the 4th incident where i ---- my pants. God, im 28 and i cant keep from pooping all over the place.
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04-12-2008, 02:57 PM
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Re: ------- gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
Originally Posted by highroller54
I read something about **** stars that get fucked in the *** lots can't keep from shitting themselves, is there anything we should know?
04-12-2008, 02:58 PM
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Re: ------- gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
Originally Posted by Towdogg
Sounds like you need some depends!
OH AND YOUR A NASTY MOTHER ******
OH AND YOUR A NASTY MOTHER ******
04-12-2008, 04:49 PM
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Re: ------- gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
hey it happens to the best of us.
I was going to someones son's birthday party, im not going to say who's (lets just say it rhyms with Bathias Moostamante) , and i was almost there and stoped at a target to get a gift. I was gassy and was just trying to vent some toxic gas, when it happend. It felt warm for like 2 secs, then gross for the 45min drive back home.
Needless to say, Oxyclean + Tide + warm water was my friend that day. And a new airfreshner for the car.
---- you all. You know this has happend to you once or twice.
I was going to someones son's birthday party, im not going to say who's (lets just say it rhyms with Bathias Moostamante) , and i was almost there and stoped at a target to get a gift. I was gassy and was just trying to vent some toxic gas, when it happend. It felt warm for like 2 secs, then gross for the 45min drive back home.
Needless to say, Oxyclean + Tide + warm water was my friend that day. And a new airfreshner for the car.
---- you all. You know this has happend to you once or twice.
