Fucking gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
 

So last night im sleeping and i am known for farting in bed while awake and asleep. Needless to say i think i was a little of both. So my farts at night are pretty gross ( as in loud and smelly ) and i usually let them out full blast. Well last night i did and as i did i felt some bubbling in my tummy. while i did i had to take it easy on the full power fart but didnt take it easy enough cause i felt a bit of juice. Yeah, i know... GROSS! well i wake up and check and nothing... so i must have not pushed hard enough

Fast forward to about 5 minutes ago and im walking to my car to look for my phone. I had some eggs and toast and didnt think anything of it. Well, as im walking i had to fart and i forgot about my loose stool and BAM!!!! Shart city! it ran down my leg and all kinds of ---- on my bum. So for the record this is the 4th incident where i ---- my pants. God, im 28 and i cant keep from pooping all over the place.

Comment away. :y :8

Re: Fucking gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
 

I read something about porn stars that get fucked in the ass lots can't keep from shitting themselves, is there anything we should know?

Re: Fucking gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
 

hahaha thats ------ gross... better diet maybe would help.. serious i did lol :y

Re: Fucking gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
 

Sounds like you need some depends!

OH AND YOUR A NASTY MOTHER FUCKER

Re: Fucking gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
 

Umm, no. Im very much not in the porn business. i just cant control my butt cheeks when you have mudd butt. its just too funny. as soon as i sharted i thought of HMT. the correlation is too funny

Re: Fucking gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
 

You might think thats the 1st time someone has said that to me but, nay...sadly its not.

Re: Fucking gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
 

lay off the chimi changas dude.

Re: Fucking gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
 

my custom tittle should read " sharting in a city near you "

Re: Fucking gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
 

hey it happens to the best of us.

I was going to someones son's birthday party, im not going to say who's (lets just say it rhyms with Bathias Moostamante) , and i was almost there and stoped at a target to get a gift. I was gassy and was just trying to vent some toxic gas, when it happend. It felt warm for like 2 secs, then gross for the 45min drive back home.

Needless to say, Oxyclean + Tide + warm water was my friend that day. And a new airfreshner for the car.

---- you all. You know this has happend to you once or twice.

Re: Fucking gross... I just sharted... #4 for me ..jesus...(explanation inside )
 

Never ever, ever once.