Re: Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

Agreed.

So she messed up your car a little, big ------- deal. It's a car you ------- -------. It can be repaired/fixed. It's a piece of metal.

I hope she shanks the ---- out of you with that very same knife, and gets away with it.

Re: Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

Totally reasonable reaction. You should have probably just shanked her from the moment you found out she hit something.

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That's not something jesus would do. :l

Last night my girlfriend brought me a nice cold glass of Sprite with a couple cherries in it. She got all the way to my computer desk and BAM she slips and drops the glass and Sprite goes all over my computer, keyboard, mouse, tower, router, monitor....my arm.....all over the ------- place. I stood up and said "What were you trying to do??" and just looked at her. :l She went to get some rags and ---- to clean it up with, we both had a laugh and I joked with her about it and that was it. I could have flown off the handle and gotten really pissed and made her feel like a complete uncordinated pile of ----, but I didn't. Her sister is here visiting and I guess later on she told my GF that her BF would have flipped out and screamed and yelled at her all night long over that.

---- happens. Deal with it. Obviously you don't care about that girl or you wouldn't have thrown ---- at her(if she were my sister/mom/friend I would have beaten your ass stupid over that) and made her feel like ----. :3
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Re: Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

I'm not Jesus :6 and I'm not the one killing someone either >:D :P

Re: Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

Of course its something Jesus would do silly. Jesus would do it, ask forgiveness, and be all good for the next time.

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The only thing I can think of that we'd care about is this girlfriend you're offering, but we're gonna need pics first. Either way, we should be able to find her a man who doesn't take out aggression on chicks and rat dogs to feel tough.


Boost, I'm gonna need pics of your ---- too. And her sister.

Re: Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

I was expecting to hear about how your g/f slept with your best friend and a taxi driver.

This story, however, is rather disappointing. First off you didn't tell us what kind of piece of ---- she wrecked. Second you over reacted, and I don't think HMT really endorses woman beating...atleast I don't.

I do endorse -----s though.

Re: Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

For fucks sake you assholes, I didn't beat her, nor did I throw a coke can at her. I thought the overall ludicrous nature of the story was obvious. I did send that pic of the dog, though. She laughed. And the car is a 03 VW turbo S.

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Oh, ---- that piece of ---- car, and you. Does your girlfriend know you're gay?

Re: Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

the cats out of the bag. Talked to him on aim though, he seems like a cool guy.