Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

Parked my tow truck, walked inside, and the dumb bitch was sitting on the couch. Same dumb bitch that blew the headgasket in the '86 Caprice wagon I turned into a hot rod for her. That's a whole different seperate debacle. Anyways, I sit down, and she tells me that she hit a teeny tiny miniscule plastic bucket on 405 on the way home... And there is a crack in the grill on my car. MY car. Just a tiny little crack though.

Before I overreacted, I whipped a unopened can of diet coke at her (missed). Nothing too severe, just wanted to get her attention. Then I went to the parking lot, and lost my ----. The lower valance is completely cracked from top to bottom, mesh grill and fog lights both toast. Right now I'm staring at her ------- dog, and wondering how long a poodle/chihuahua mix will run around after you stab it. And set it on fire.

If anyone wants a girlfriend, come get her. I'll reimburse you for gas money and your time.

Here's the cell phone pic I just sent her.

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As a consolation prize, I'm ditching my side mount and getting a front mount. Any Seattle area welders want to make some cash? (I'm not good enough yet)

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she did you a favor cause it sounds like your riced out fag car deserved it

home depot has an endless supply of chicken wire

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It comes from the factory like that, fuckface.

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that doesnt mean its not riced out haha

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You seriously need a therapist and alot of medication. There's something ------- wrong with your stupid ass.

I'm shocked you've managed to even get a girlfriend.

Newsflash dipshit...accidents happen, thats what car insurance is for.

I've refrained from using the word in a long time, but you sir are a stupid ------.

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It's about as riced out as you are heterosexual

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Newsflash dipshit, I don't want to pay a 500 dollar deductible. Or have my premiums go up.

---- yourself.

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um what car was it? still no reason to ---- your self

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But you're still a dumb ------. I hope you've pushed your girlfriends limits and she slits your throat in your sleep

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I do too. Seriously, to not see it coming would be the perfect ending.

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Agreed.

So she messed up your car a little, big ------- deal. It's a car you ------- -------. It can be repaired/fixed. It's a piece of metal.

I hope she shanks the ---- out of you with that very same knife, and gets away with it.

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Totally reasonable reaction. You should have probably just shanked her from the moment you found out she hit something.

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That's not something jesus would do. :l

Last night my girlfriend brought me a nice cold glass of Sprite with a couple cherries in it. She got all the way to my computer desk and BAM she slips and drops the glass and Sprite goes all over my computer, keyboard, mouse, tower, router, monitor....my arm.....all over the ------- place. I stood up and said "What were you trying to do??" and just looked at her. :l She went to get some rags and ---- to clean it up with, we both had a laugh and I joked with her about it and that was it. I could have flown off the handle and gotten really pissed and made her feel like a complete uncordinated pile of ----, but I didn't. Her sister is here visiting and I guess later on she told my GF that her BF would have flipped out and screamed and yelled at her all night long over that.

---- happens. Deal with it. Obviously you don't care about that girl or you wouldn't have thrown ---- at her(if she were my sister/mom/friend I would have beaten your ass stupid over that) and made her feel like ----. :3
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I'm not Jesus :6 and I'm not the one killing someone either >:D :P

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Of course its something Jesus would do silly. Jesus would do it, ask forgiveness, and be all good for the next time.

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The only thing I can think of that we'd care about is this girlfriend you're offering, but we're gonna need pics first. Either way, we should be able to find her a man who doesn't take out aggression on chicks and rat dogs to feel tough.


Boost, I'm gonna need pics of your ---- too. And her sister.

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I was expecting to hear about how your g/f slept with your best friend and a taxi driver.

This story, however, is rather disappointing. First off you didn't tell us what kind of piece of ---- she wrecked. Second you over reacted, and I don't think HMT really endorses woman beating...atleast I don't.

I do endorse -----s though.

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For fucks sake you assholes, I didn't beat her, nor did I throw a coke can at her. I thought the overall ludicrous nature of the story was obvious. I did send that pic of the dog, though. She laughed. And the car is a 03 VW turbo S.

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Oh, ---- that piece of ---- car, and you. Does your girlfriend know you're gay?

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the cats out of the bag. Talked to him on aim though, he seems like a cool guy.

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its just a ------- car man, get over it

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If Fook's gaydar goes off, then you know you're dealing with a real homo.

Post pics of the (ex?) gf's boobies before you devolve into a pole smoking ass rammer. Thanks.

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Merry Christmas JD.

PS - My expert gaydar wasn't even needed. Cmon now he's driving a VW.

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As you wish.
EDIT:GAYPORN:EDIT

got 'em, coach!

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Dude, rawr called it first in a different thread, but I figured I'd give you the props. You didn't always possess such a great grasp of the obvious, you know.

PS - Merry xmas right back at you.

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Enjoy your 24hour ban.
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A mere 24 hour ban for making me look at the lemonparty picture?

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What would you suggest, Joseph? You can be his judge and jury.
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I got five days for linking to a canadian VW forum thread about a Rabbit with a HX40, that contained one of the faggot ------- moderator's avatar of two dudes kissing. I think five days is fair.

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i was hoping to read that u walked in on your ----- gf ------- another guy.. and then have naked pics of her.. u should post naked pics of her anyways.

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24 hrs thats all? all this nut sacks done ever since he got here was be a complete ass reaming ---- ----. i see something productive comming out of his sorry god-forsaken ---- hole of a life. i mean, if i was cool...i think i might be just like him when i grow up...you suck at life dude.... kill yourself... :y

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I agree, he was pretty cool right until he posted the gay porn. :-X

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4 days it is. I tried to do 5 days but it kept switching to 4 days so I said ---- it.
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It was probably 1 day for the gay porn, and 4 days for linking to a VW thread, hahah

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You're a lame fag, you should really seek therapy, turn to heavy drugs or kill yourself, I hope your girl cheats on your lame ass, sounds like she deserves something better than a tempermental faggot like you.

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I thought she was cheating on you for her to be a -----. Killing her dog I could then understand (though I could just give it to Scott for a Xmas meal).


But that?

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it your fault for letting her drive the car nig-nog :1

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