Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

Parked my tow truck, walked inside, and the dumb bitch was sitting on the couch. Same dumb bitch that blew the headgasket in the '86 Caprice wagon I turned into a hot rod for her. That's a whole different seperate debacle. Anyways, I sit down, and she tells me that she hit a teeny tiny miniscule plastic bucket on 405 on the way home... And there is a crack in the grill on my car. MY car. Just a tiny little crack though.

Before I overreacted, I whipped a unopened can of diet coke at her (missed). Nothing too severe, just wanted to get her attention. Then I went to the parking lot, and lost my ----. The lower valance is completely cracked from top to bottom, mesh grill and fog lights both toast. Right now I'm staring at her ------- dog, and wondering how long a poodle/chihuahua mix will run around after you stab it. And set it on fire.

If anyone wants a girlfriend, come get her. I'll reimburse you for gas money and your time.

Here's the cell phone pic I just sent her.

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As a consolation prize, I'm ditching my side mount and getting a front mount. Any Seattle area welders want to make some cash? (I'm not good enough yet)

Re: Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

she did you a favor cause it sounds like your riced out fag car deserved it

home depot has an endless supply of chicken wire

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It comes from the factory like that, fuckface.

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that doesnt mean its not riced out haha

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You seriously need a therapist and alot of medication. There's something ------- wrong with your stupid ass.

I'm shocked you've managed to even get a girlfriend.

Newsflash dipshit...accidents happen, thats what car insurance is for.

I've refrained from using the word in a long time, but you sir are a stupid ------.

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It's about as riced out as you are heterosexual

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Newsflash dipshit, I don't want to pay a 500 dollar deductible. Or have my premiums go up.

---- yourself.

Re: Found out my girlfriends a fucking whore
 

um what car was it? still no reason to ---- your self

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But you're still a dumb ------. I hope you've pushed your girlfriends limits and she slits your throat in your sleep

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I do too. Seriously, to not see it coming would be the perfect ending.