Favorite comedy movie?
#23
Re: Favorite comedy movie?
Originally Posted by reactone
Big Lebowski
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ------- amateurs...
Walter Sobchak: I told those ***** down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ------- ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as ----
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't ------- roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer ------- shabbos.
The Dude: Oh ---- it.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the ---- up, Donny.
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That ------- bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the ---- up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the ---- is he talking about, Dude?
The Dude: ------' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the ---- up, Donny.
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna ---- you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy ---- with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *** and pull the ------- trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ***** with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
Walter Sobchak: ------- Germans. Nothing changes. ------- *****.
Donny: They were *****, Dude?
Walter Sobchak: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?
#25
Re: Favorite comedy movie?
Napoleon Dynamite
CaddyShack
Ghostbusters
Happy Gilmore
The Big Lebowski
Walter Sobchak: I told those ***** down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ------- ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as ----
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't ------- roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer ------- shabbos.
The Dude: Oh ---- it.
The Dude: "Hey man, theres a beverage here!"
CaddyShack
Ghostbusters
Happy Gilmore
The Big Lebowski
Walter Sobchak: I told those ***** down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ------- ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as ----
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't ------- roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer ------- shabbos.
The Dude: Oh ---- it.
The Dude: "Hey man, theres a beverage here!"
#30
Re: Favorite comedy movie?
so no one is gonna vouch for any of the movies on my list
Originally Posted by buk9tp
airplane
airplane 2
naked gun
naked gun 2.5
naked gun 33.3
hotshots
hotshots part deux
top secret
the kentucky fried movie
airplane 2
naked gun
naked gun 2.5
naked gun 33.3
hotshots
hotshots part deux
top secret
the kentucky fried movie