reactone

Big Lebowski

J-MAN

old school, bubble boy and my new favorite movie since last weekedn is talladega nights. that movie is funny as hell

Dibble

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ------- amateurs...

Walter Sobchak: I told those ***** down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ------- ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as ----
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't ------- roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer ------- shabbos.
The Dude: Oh ---- it.

Walter Sobchak: Shut the ---- up, Donny.
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That ------- bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the ---- up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the ---- is he talking about, Dude?

The Dude: ------' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the ---- up, Donny.

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna ---- you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy ---- with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your *** and pull the ------- trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody ***** with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Walter Sobchak: ------- Germans. Nothing changes. ------- *****.
Donny: They were *****, Dude?
Walter Sobchak: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here?

bigdaddyvtec

Blazing saddles

Where all the white women at?

The sherriffs a ------!!!!!!

pac_crx

Napoleon Dynamite
CaddyShack
Ghostbusters
Happy Gilmore
The Big Lebowski

Walter Sobchak: I told those ***** down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ------- ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as ----
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't ------- roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer ------- shabbos.
The Dude: Oh ---- it.


The Dude: "Hey man, theres a beverage here!"

rudebwoy

sooper troopers, and scary movie all 3

2BG4HNDA

Waiting...(funny as hell, Ryan Reynolds...)
supertroopers,
******

bigdaddyvtec

HGA HA HA yup waiting.... YOU GOT ALL THE BRAINS!!!!! LOL....

Paul99EX

Some chinaman pissed on my rug

buk9tp

so no one is gonna vouch for any of the movies on my list