fastest way to go limp?
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fastest way to go limp?
How many you ******* been about to blow your ---- and you see the infamous shoulder jerk, and have them not catch it into a 'close call'? ------ a, I'm never going to believe a chick has no gag reflex until i witness them take a 14" ***** in stride (not that I'm remotely close to that length, I just don't like vomit on my leg, let alone someone elses)
So lets have it, anyone else ever wear a girls dinner?
So lets have it, anyone else ever wear a girls dinner?
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Yup...has happened to me a few times. First time the girl was so ------ drunk she could barely stand, so I don't know if it was gag reflex or just because she drank way too much 
My girl has done it once or twice too, which is probably why she refuses to perform the act anymore :P
My girl has done it once or twice too, which is probably why she refuses to perform the act anymore :P
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by slo_crx1
which is probably why she refuses to perform the act anymore :P
My **** is only 12" long so I've never experienced this.
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
...and you're still with her??
My **** is only 12" long so I've never experienced this.
My **** is only 12" long so I've never experienced this.
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by slo_crx1
Lol yeah. I've been with her since '99 so I figure we're practicly married, and everyone knows that married women no longer blow their husbands. :P
Get married on your terms, not hers.
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by hondaunlimited
so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my ****, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again. 
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Re: fastest way to go limp?
Originally Posted by hondaunlimited
so im doin my girlfriend doggy style. she didn't tell me she was on the rag, blood all over my ****, then i pulled out and i fucken went limp. ill never do that ---- again.
