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jinxy 06-14-2007 11:13 PM

Re: Dirtiest, Cheepest, JB/Birdshit welded, gangster HMT set-up contest.
 
all tits.


Dont be ashamed of the fluxcore, throw those pictures up like a nog throwin' bolos.

Smith-02 06-14-2007 11:24 PM

Re: Dirtiest, Cheepest, JB/Birdshit welded, gangster HMT set-up contest.
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...a/IMG_0016.jpg

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...a/IMG_0027.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...h_MVI_0024.jpg


and the front page screenshot:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...pturboyoda.jpg

QikEnuF 06-14-2007 11:27 PM

Re: Dirtiest, Cheepest, JB/Birdshit welded, gangster HMT set-up contest.
 
Jon wins
Hands and PVC pipe down

Tom-Guy 06-14-2007 11:30 PM

Re: Dirtiest, Cheepest, JB/Birdshit welded, gangster HMT set-up contest.
 
I may be able to take this one.

32K mile damaged engine, $200. The damage is from a roll-over that totalled the car... the exhaust cam gear was trashed, the exhaust cam broken, last cam cap split in half, and the intake cam was chipped.
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...8004-2/aah.jpg



Notice the crack in one of the bosses the driver's mount bolts to? One of the bolts had entirely stripped the threads out of the block and was missing, the other two bolts were bent with threaded bosses stripped and cracked. $25 at the welding shop and helicoils FTW!
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...8019-2/aae.jpg
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...8039-3/aam.jpg



I was too broke back then to afford a cherry picker, so the shortblock was wrestled in by hand:
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...8045-3/aao.jpg




I used one of these to do the heavy lifting:
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...8046-2/aaq.jpg



Enter free .50/.48 turbo and $56 rebuild kit:
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...8049-2/aap.jpg



I bent the oil feed line out of 1/4" stainless for a sum total of $8:
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...8052-2/aar.jpg
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...8055-2/aas.jpg



This is a really good view of the PCV charge pipe, gangster lean of the radiator, and my use of zipties:
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...6751-3/abi.jpg




The original MAPhack board... this was before freeware boost code, and AFCs were gay ways to destroy an engine. $15 at Radio Shack to build a voltage regulator circuit and feed the MAP sensor 3.1 volts. I used Ghettodyne + $50 Batronix chip burner to get the job done with this sweet little jobber:
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...8497-2/aaf.jpg



The only set of non-steelies I have ever owned in my life. When the tires went bald I threw the rims away with the tires:
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...6789-2/abh.jpg



The joys of bad turbo seals, oily rear bumpers, and friends who love you:
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...8917-3/aar.jpg



Glory days:
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...1/00121190.jpg



And, for those of you who still doubt that I am the ----------ing king, here is a picture of me humping a downpipe:
http://www.redpepperracing.com/galle...-3/aar_001.jpg
(Imagine that's your gf, mom, or sister)


Seriously, most of the rig jobs here have nothing on my CRX. Mine ran correctly for under a hundred bucks, ran for 15K of brutal flogging, and had some one-off trick ---- I did myself. The MAPhack was my invention. I did PVC before any of the rest of you. No one else does hard steel oil line. No one else has a picture of them humping a downpipe. 8)

MikeJ-2009 06-14-2007 11:39 PM

Re: Dirtiest, Cheepest, JB/Birdshit welded, gangster HMT set-up contest.
 
1 Attachment(s)
The best I've done. Project: Cheap Slut.



Attachment 26502

assh0l3 06-14-2007 11:42 PM

Re: Dirtiest, Cheepest, JB/Birdshit welded, gangster HMT set-up contest.
 

Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
No one else does hard steel oil line.

You wish... I had hard steel oil line till my giant donkey dick T fitting broke off in the block for like the 10th ------- time. My boss at work actually beefed about the amount of oil left in the parking lot by my car the first week I drove it.

MAJORAHOLE 06-15-2007 12:04 AM

Re: Dirtiest, Cheepest, JB/Birdshit welded, gangster HMT set-up contest.
 
10 Attachment(s)
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no mutha ------ filter
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300z sidemount
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hoodless
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shitty muff too
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audi bypass
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samson 06-15-2007 12:35 AM

Re: Dirtiest, Cheepest, JB/Birdshit welded, gangster HMT set-up contest.
 
Everyone look at Steve's "Project Slut" or whatever and check out the Tek9 DSM BOV, haha. Gangsta :y


JP

Tom-Guy 06-15-2007 12:37 AM

Re: Dirtiest, Cheepest, JB/Birdshit welded, gangster HMT set-up contest.
 

Originally Posted by AstroVannin
You wish... I had hard steel oil line till my giant donkey dick T fitting broke off in the block for like the 10th ------- time.

I braced the line to the block so it wouldn't do that.

How do you like the Tractor Supply Company muffler? It's a straight-thru design, right?

jinxy 06-15-2007 01:19 AM

Re: Dirtiest, Cheepest, JB/Birdshit welded, gangster HMT set-up contest.
 
zip ties, cheep beer, assorted nuts and bolts, electrical tape, old led 40/60 rosin core solider, window screen (air filter) or a 316l filler rod

all possible prizes for the most nig, nog.


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