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kain 04-26-2008 11:36 AM

de virginizing kain
 
lets do it.


http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2.php

jmhalder 04-26-2008 11:58 AM

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i need to go type a blog about net-neutrality, brb... :6
(i havent had sex in like 2 weeks, i'm still a virgin right :y)

kain 04-26-2008 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jmhalder
i need to go type a blog about net-neutrality, brb... :6
(i havent had sex in like 2 weeks, i'm still a virgin right :y)

not compared to me. i haven't had sex since... the crusades?

im a real virgin.

ichbinsobose 04-26-2008 12:05 PM

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OLD. that slut posts blogs like that every couple months on different topics.... good luck, retard

Racintweek 04-26-2008 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kain
not compared to me. i haven't had sex since... the crusades?

im a real virgin.



not even a hooker?? how old are you??

kain 04-26-2008 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
OLD. that slut posts blogs like that every couple months on different topics.... good luck, retard

well sheesh man, how the ---- am i supposed to know?


Originally Posted by Racintweek


not even a hooker?? how old are you??

no hookers. im 23

jmhalder 04-26-2008 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by kain
no hookers. im 23

are you seriously a virgin, holy hell.... get of the intranetz, and get outside.

stillnoturbo 04-26-2008 12:39 PM

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I thought you could just say your an OG HMT member and chick be flocking on your bozack. Hell it works for me.

kain 04-26-2008 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
I thought you could just say your an OG HMT member and chick be flocking on your bozack. Hell it works for me.

i drive a turbo rx7

stillnoturbo 04-26-2008 01:36 PM

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---- you could ride a ------- mini clown bike and still get some hole. You just gotta mention OG and HMT and you'll be nailing more ---- then a damn hammer.

ichbinsobose 04-26-2008 01:43 PM

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ill ---- your butthole kain

RotaryGeek 04-26-2008 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kain
i drive a turbo rx7

So, never stopped me. And mine was N/A. Its not the car, its your game.

McBoost 04-26-2008 02:48 PM

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Beggers can't be choosers... have you thought about drunk or fat chicks?

BigD 04-26-2008 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
Beggers can't be choosers... have you thought about drunk or fat chicks?

The question is have they thought about him... no

McBoost 04-26-2008 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by doug684
The question is have they thought about him... no

They don't have to think about him. A lot of drunk chicks will ---- anything with a pulse and a dick.... fat chicks always seem to be trolling for wang.

BigD 04-26-2008 04:06 PM

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Maybe he's saving himself for marriage lol

Rexwagon 04-26-2008 04:29 PM

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Saving himself for marriage. LOL

JoshMO 04-26-2008 04:46 PM

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Marriage LOL

ichbinsobose 04-26-2008 06:12 PM

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where do you live? i have friends whod ---- you (that dont have a penis)

JoshMO 04-26-2008 06:14 PM

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he lives in Atlanta

ichbinsobose 04-26-2008 06:17 PM

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thats jorshers territory then
have him hook you up with one of his skinny meth -----s, post acid trip and meth od

crx2fast 04-26-2008 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
ill ---- your butthole kain

lol

was that link for real? i was to lazy to read it, the chick neked got me all hot before any reading could take place.

BigD 04-26-2008 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
thats jorshers territory then
have him hook you up with one of his skinny meth -----s, post acid trip and meth od

Na it's about 5 hours East of Jorsher. He has no excuse not to be able to find some desperate bitches in Atlanta.

kain 04-26-2008 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by doug684
Na it's about 5 hours East of Jorsher. He has no excuse not to be able to find some desperate bitches in Atlanta.

lol.

heres the skinny.

i dont care about getting married. i dont like kids. dogs and cats are ok, unless they are shitty lap dogs.
last time i made out with a girl was when i was 18. lol

i dont know, i guess im one of those guys that never really tries to bang a chick. i mean... sure id like that, but im not gonna make it an objective of mine. i just dont care enough. hm...

southwest2118 04-26-2008 08:33 PM

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'---- bitches
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes'

sexyblackcrx 04-26-2008 08:34 PM

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Once you get your dick wet that will all change.

Smith-02 04-26-2008 08:58 PM

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kain i question your sexuality with your lastest post.

Originally Posted by kain
lol.

heres the skinny.

i dont care about getting married. i dont like kids. dogs and cats are ok, unless they are shitty lap dogs.
last time i made out with a girl was when i was 18. lol

i dont know, i guess im one of those guys that never really tries to bang a chick. i mean... sure id like that, but im not gonna make it an objective of mine. i just dont care enough. hm...


kain 04-26-2008 09:32 PM

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what are you talking about?


Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
kain i question your sexuality with your lastest post.


itsyourmother 04-26-2008 09:56 PM

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You honestly have no thoughts running through your mind 95% of the time about pounding the poonanny? you dont have thought about hanging out with your best friends all the time do you or worse having them rail you? get the ---- out their and stop puttin the ----- on a pedestal. ---- whatever is legally fuckable man, if i waited till i was 23 to get some ----- i would have hung myself already. thank goodness I got to hit my buddies fiance at 15.

cornfuzed 04-26-2008 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sexyblackcrx
Once you get your dick wet that will all change.

real talk nukka

McBoost 04-26-2008 09:59 PM

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Vagina is more addictive than any other drug I've ever had... however, 10 out of 10 doctors recommend it.

Let's start with the basics. Do you have any friends that are chicks? I will guess no, but it would be beneficial to start with a female friend...

kain 04-26-2008 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
Vagina is more addictive than any other drug I've ever had... however, 10 out of 10 doctors recommend it.

Let's start with the basics. Do you have any friends that are chicks? I will guess no, but it would be beneficial to start with a female friend...

i have 7 female friends and like.. 2 guy friends.

Souron 04-26-2008 10:48 PM

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stay away from friends, its fucks over the friendship, also you tend to be in the "friend zone" already and its hard as ---- to get out,

go out find a clean-ish slut ---- the ---- out of her, go from there

kain 04-26-2008 10:49 PM

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i think my main problem is that im more interested in really just dating the chick rather than pulverizing her vagoo

Boostin 04-26-2008 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kain


i dont know, i guess im one of those guys that never really tries to bang a chick. i mean... sure id like that, but im not gonna make it an objective of mine. i just dont care enough. hm...

+1 man, bitches are a pain in the ass.








but damn, i need to hang out with some slutty girls

cornfuzed 04-26-2008 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Souron
stay away from friends, its fucks over the friendship, also you tend to be in the "friend zone" already and its hard as ---- to get out,

go out find a clean-ish slut ---- the ---- out of her, go from there

yeah but im with him get allot or friends that are girls then make them all "friends with benefites" and have a "beneficial" meeting once a week with each of them and if you have 7 "friends" then you got a different flavor tang for every day of the week
and backups for when they have their periods

Mo0se 04-26-2008 11:28 PM

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Kain my offer still stands. Go to the DC meet. Henry will hook you up.

I just have one stipulation. Your custom title or sig has to say "fysh bought my virgnity"

<3

southwest2118 04-26-2008 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by kain
i have 7 female friends and like.. 2 guy friends.

i say this with the up most respect but that sounds like the typical homosexual

kain 04-27-2008 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by southwest2118
i say this with the up most respect but that sounds like the typical homosexual

no, im not gay.


Originally Posted by fysh
Kain my offer still stands. Go to the DC meet. Henry will hook you up.
I just have one stipulation. Your custom title or sig has to say "fysh bought my virgnity"
<3

yeah sure i dont care.

QikEnuF 04-27-2008 12:37 AM

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I'm wondering if I have underestimated Kain's inability to get laid :(


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