de virginizing kain
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Re: de virginizing kain
i need to go type a blog about net-neutrality, brb... :6
(i havent had sex in like 2 weeks, i'm still a virgin right :y) |
Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by jmhalder
i need to go type a blog about net-neutrality, brb... :6
(i havent had sex in like 2 weeks, i'm still a virgin right :y) im a real virgin. |
Re: de virginizing kain
OLD. that slut posts blogs like that every couple months on different topics.... good luck, retard
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Originally Posted by kain
not compared to me. i haven't had sex since... the crusades?
im a real virgin. not even a hooker?? how old are you?? |
Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
OLD. that slut posts blogs like that every couple months on different topics.... good luck, retard
Originally Posted by Racintweek
not even a hooker?? how old are you?? |
Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by kain
no hookers. im 23
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Re: de virginizing kain
I thought you could just say your an OG HMT member and chick be flocking on your bozack. Hell it works for me.
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Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
I thought you could just say your an OG HMT member and chick be flocking on your bozack. Hell it works for me.
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---- you could ride a ------- mini clown bike and still get some hole. You just gotta mention OG and HMT and you'll be nailing more ---- then a damn hammer.
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ill ---- your butthole kain
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Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by kain
i drive a turbo rx7
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Re: de virginizing kain
Beggers can't be choosers... have you thought about drunk or fat chicks?
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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
Beggers can't be choosers... have you thought about drunk or fat chicks?
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Originally Posted by doug684
The question is have they thought about him... no
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Re: de virginizing kain
Maybe he's saving himself for marriage lol
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Saving himself for marriage. LOL
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Marriage LOL
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Re: de virginizing kain
where do you live? i have friends whod ---- you (that dont have a penis)
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he lives in Atlanta
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thats jorshers territory then
have him hook you up with one of his skinny meth -----s, post acid trip and meth od |
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Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
ill ---- your butthole kain
was that link for real? i was to lazy to read it, the chick neked got me all hot before any reading could take place. |
Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by ichbinsobose
thats jorshers territory then
have him hook you up with one of his skinny meth -----s, post acid trip and meth od |
Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by doug684
Na it's about 5 hours East of Jorsher. He has no excuse not to be able to find some desperate bitches in Atlanta.
heres the skinny. i dont care about getting married. i dont like kids. dogs and cats are ok, unless they are shitty lap dogs. last time i made out with a girl was when i was 18. lol i dont know, i guess im one of those guys that never really tries to bang a chick. i mean... sure id like that, but im not gonna make it an objective of mine. i just dont care enough. hm... |
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'---- bitches
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes' |
Re: de virginizing kain
Once you get your dick wet that will all change.
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kain i question your sexuality with your lastest post.
Originally Posted by kain
lol.
heres the skinny. i dont care about getting married. i dont like kids. dogs and cats are ok, unless they are shitty lap dogs. last time i made out with a girl was when i was 18. lol i dont know, i guess im one of those guys that never really tries to bang a chick. i mean... sure id like that, but im not gonna make it an objective of mine. i just dont care enough. hm... |
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what are you talking about?
Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
kain i question your sexuality with your lastest post.
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You honestly have no thoughts running through your mind 95% of the time about pounding the poonanny? you dont have thought about hanging out with your best friends all the time do you or worse having them rail you? get the ---- out their and stop puttin the ----- on a pedestal. ---- whatever is legally fuckable man, if i waited till i was 23 to get some ----- i would have hung myself already. thank goodness I got to hit my buddies fiance at 15.
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Originally Posted by sexyblackcrx
Once you get your dick wet that will all change.
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Re: de virginizing kain
Vagina is more addictive than any other drug I've ever had... however, 10 out of 10 doctors recommend it.
Let's start with the basics. Do you have any friends that are chicks? I will guess no, but it would be beneficial to start with a female friend... |
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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
Vagina is more addictive than any other drug I've ever had... however, 10 out of 10 doctors recommend it.
Let's start with the basics. Do you have any friends that are chicks? I will guess no, but it would be beneficial to start with a female friend... |
Re: de virginizing kain
stay away from friends, its fucks over the friendship, also you tend to be in the "friend zone" already and its hard as ---- to get out,
go out find a clean-ish slut ---- the ---- out of her, go from there |
Re: de virginizing kain
i think my main problem is that im more interested in really just dating the chick rather than pulverizing her vagoo
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Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by kain
i dont know, i guess im one of those guys that never really tries to bang a chick. i mean... sure id like that, but im not gonna make it an objective of mine. i just dont care enough. hm... but damn, i need to hang out with some slutty girls |
Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by Souron
stay away from friends, its fucks over the friendship, also you tend to be in the "friend zone" already and its hard as ---- to get out,
go out find a clean-ish slut ---- the ---- out of her, go from there and backups for when they have their periods |
Re: de virginizing kain
Kain my offer still stands. Go to the DC meet. Henry will hook you up.
I just have one stipulation. Your custom title or sig has to say "fysh bought my virgnity" <3 |
Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by kain
i have 7 female friends and like.. 2 guy friends.
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Originally Posted by southwest2118
i say this with the up most respect but that sounds like the typical homosexual
Originally Posted by fysh
Kain my offer still stands. Go to the DC meet. Henry will hook you up.
I just have one stipulation. Your custom title or sig has to say "fysh bought my virgnity" <3 |
Re: de virginizing kain
I'm wondering if I have underestimated Kain's inability to get laid :(
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