Re: de virginizing kain
if i can do it, anyone can
here come the irl vouchers referencing my full blown douschiness lol im sure you can find some girl 18+ with a shitty dad who will lay you if you were not GAY |
Re: de virginizing kain
Just go on craigslist, they have a section on there for hookups, better double bag it if you go that route though.
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Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by xpert787
Just go on craigslist, they have a section on there for hookups, better double bag it if you go that route though.
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Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by kain
doesn't work. i tried that.
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Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by xpert787
Just go on craigslist, they have a section on there for hookups, better double bag it if you go that route though.
i'll tell you man its like lays chips once you had one you can't stop..next thing you know its 3 in the morning trying to surprise some slut you met on myspace 2 weeks ago at her house after paying $45 to some site for her address and your in some nice neighborhood in somebody's back yard trying to guess witch one is her room and the cops show up due to the neighbors waking up because the dog started barking when you knocked over some wood fencing panels trying to jump the fence. and then your at home at 9pm thinking about how ------- crazy this bitch is.. writing about her on HMT using your laptop because the cops took your computer as evidence and your stuck with a little monitor thing on your ankle for 6 months :3 ...i mean look if some girl puts a restraining order on you and you never hit her she has some serious problems....bitches be crazy sometimes like that son...but i think she'll grow out it. CAN"T WAIT |
Re: de virginizing kain
You started out sounding like you want it now and by this point of me reading this post you have a "whatever" attitude. The quest for ----- should have driven you to GO TO WHERE THE ----- IS.You sound like you want ----- like you want to visit __________(enter name of place you might want to visit one day)some day. The day you WANT IT you will go out and find it. There is ALOT of IT around,seriously! Some better than others but plenty,but you have to ask for it.
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Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by win0857
You started out sounding like you want it now and by this point of me reading this post you have a "whatever" attitude. The quest for ----- should have driven you to GO TO WHERE THE ----- IS.You sound like you want ----- like you want to visit __________(enter name of place you might want to visit one day)some day. The day you WANT IT you will go out and find it. There is ALOT of IT around,seriously! Some better than others but plenty,but you have to ask for it.
also, im an og. i dont ask for anything. i mean, i want it, im just not gonna make it a priority. |
Re: de virginizing kain
Don't be sad kain, you're not alone! I know 3 guys that still virgin at 22yo just in my friends.
But you made me lol ;D |
Re: de virginizing kain
u are just not gonna get it mang....if you dont want it, you'll never get it..
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Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by dispocrx
u are just not gonna get it mang....if you dont want it, you'll never get it..
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Re: de virginizing kain
so i get an e-mail today from the girl. turns out shes not american.
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Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by kain
so i get an e-mail today from the girl. turns out shes not american.
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Re: de virginizing kain
after all these years kain and your still a virgin
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Re: de virginizing kain
what nationality is she?
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Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by RacingTiger
what nationality is she?
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Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by kain
Belgian
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Re: de virginizing kain
If you want loose that virginity you have to work at it. It should be on the top of the priority list , 23 and no ----- :-\
Nothing to it just do it! |
Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by kain
i think my main problem is that im more interested in really just dating the chick rather than pulverizing her vagoo
the normal logic that flows through my head is this: 1 find hot piece of ass 2 bang it there's really only two steps to my system, but's worked ok so far. if she doesnt annoy the hell out of me, she can hang around. I find i really start digging a chick when she does my laundry and cleans and cooks. that ---- is awesome. |
Re: de virginizing kain
you gotta start with fat chicks, and work your way up. you wont get your game on unless you have sex so start with the -----s, and you'll be like bitch i own you, then you get some sluts and then youll be like bitch i own you... then youll get cute sluts and youll be like bitch i ------ own you... and then youll get with hot bitches and youll be like hey ---- stfu :y
i lost my virginity to a fat chick then i got some good -----, but then i went all emo over a girl and stopped getting laid, so i had to put it in a smelly ----- to get my game back up, but its all good now that im ------ the good ----. |
Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by turbo dave
you gotta start with fat chicks, and work your way up. you wont get your game on unless you have sex so start with the -----s, and you'll be like bitch i own you, then you get some sluts and then youll be like bitch i own you... then youll get cute sluts and youll be like bitch i ------ own you... and then youll get with hot bitches and youll be like hey ---- stfu :y
i lost my virginity to a fat chick then i got some good -----, but then i went all emo over a girl and stopped getting laid, so i had to put it in a smelly ----- to get my game back up, but its all good now that im ------ the good ----. dude, your a riot! Hey kain.... two words for you. Tijuana -----s!!!!!!!!! go over there and take like 60 bucks and they will bang you. Serioulsy, do you not want to get laid? |
Re: de virginizing kain
i knew iv seen that girl before
http://ipower.ning.com/profile/Tania some AtheneWins ---- on youtube http://youtube.com/watch?v=uDL_IWMgtxY |
Re: de virginizing kain
Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
dude, your a riot! Hey kain.... two words for you. Tijuana -----s!!!!!!!!! go over there and take like 60 bucks and they will bang you. Serioulsy, do you not want to get laid? 9 |
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