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last night my friend that lives with me was at my g/f's house along with my little brother and they left, to go get something to eat at my house. So me and my g/f start messing around and then her mom walks up stairs she didnt have any clothes on exvept for a shirt...
her mom said ya'll better have your clothes on i was like ---- :( and the whole time my girlfriend was still putting her pants back on. WTF? then she told her mom while zipping her pants up "we do".
like 5 min b-4 i called my friend and he was suppoposeed to be on his way to come and get me. cuz i was in the middle of breaking up with her. which i didnt get around to.
so her mom is like giving us the stare i was stuck in that awkward situation, while the honda was being pushed down the road. :P

this brings me to my next point...or whatever...
when i push in my clutch and turn the ignition it doesn't attempt to turn over what could it be?

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what the ---- did you just say?

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what u mean what did i just say?...
please clarify...

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english motha fucka can u speak it? O0

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Ok, so basically you were trying to get some before you broke up, her mom caught you two (dumbass), your cars a piece of ---- and you had to push it home?

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So your Mom came upstairs and caught you and your sister with your clothes off together? Or was it your Mom coming upstairs with no clothes on...? either way your a hillbilly sister humping REDNECK...get a rope, tie it around your neck, let your father drag you behind his truck for a country mile..then die...

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um nut no hillbully hill humpin roadneck...
u silly ---- city slickers YEEHAW :D
what happened was my friend was leaving my house to come and get me, he couldnt get it to turn over, so him and my little brother pusehd it popped the clutch and came got muh ass from thu sticky sitiashion. and y the ---- r all yall ass rapping homo's on on 9:10 in thu morinin? dont yall gotta dum job?

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IQ is one of those things highly affected with incest. SOrry bro, it's not your fault your retarded.

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OMG finale some1 understandes, its knot muh fult mee parents mad muh retardedid.

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So lets see pics of the girlfriend.

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i kinda understand...u didn't use like one comma in the right place. made everything read like it didn't make sense...if u break it up u can understand it....but i dunno whats wrong with the car

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bwahahahahaha ;D ;D

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i can try to get some pics of my girlfriend up, but i dont no how. i think she wears to much makeup. that is kinda why im breaking up with her b/c she is kinda fake.

can we concentrate more on my car though please?

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+9999999999999999

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i read over it twice i don't get whats so ------- hard to read.
i'm gonna blame this one on kentucky's education system. :D

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Or complete lack of? So do you guys bring nacho's and chips and all gather round the hangin tree on fri nights? I love hillbilly's ...they keep them nigras and mehicans at bay...

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At this point i dont think thats at all possible. See, what happened was you fucked up and wrote and entirely confusing story with horrible grammar. Not only that its alot more fun to make fun of you then it is to help you with your car problems. Sorry buddy thats just the way of HMT in the GD. :6 :y :8


:8<------ me :y and my ------ ---------> O0 whooot whooot :P

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If you would not have brought it up then maybe, but now in every single one of your posts we might ask for the girl's pictures. Send me an e-mail I'll post them up :y :y :y O0 O0


On your car, it could be a bunch of things. Sounds like an electrical problem.

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Do you have rabies perhaps?

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classic

kountryboi, all your posts suck. get a big glass of bleach and down it. do it, do it.

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LOL

RacoOWNED! :P

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starter DURRRRR :-X

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y do my posts suck? :D i dont really care i still learn a lot from your all's posts. hate on my posts all you want dont really care. i will email u some pics, we are about over. but w/e, i can posts pics of my new g/f also, or just let you post. im country but not a bumfucked hillbilly, i live 15 miles from a city with over 260,000 ppls and 32 from another with over 270,000 im not in the sticks.
i know where a pic of my g/f is on the internet ill find it and post back.

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http://www.shelby.k12.ky.us/SCHS/index.htm
shes the girl on the bottom row 2 over from that guys huge head.
it isn't really a good pic though...

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i tried :( lol

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I'll be waiting davcivic@yahoo.com

the starter is a good idea too, test it.

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there is a pic of her right there on that link,... bottom row second blonde over next to her friend Sarah.

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http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3162/header27qj.jpg

This one? Now we need full body n........

Oh wait she's probably twelveteen, nevermind....... :-\ :-\ :-\

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So, if the lips and body say she's old enough, what's the puzzle. Full shots j00! Oh and I don't believe they take their pants off pics of that to prove us wrong :D

When I see some pics I will attempt to help you ^-^

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i just wasted my time reading this so now post pics or you will never find out what wrong with your car

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shut up noob.

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lol this thread is ------- retarded .. and your battery is dead.... and your altenator might be shot too

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Holy ----, this is by far the worst thread ever!

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3...mycouch9jy.jpg

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i went and got a battery on my car, but it wasn't the battery i kinda knew it wasn't. so i got a push button, and were gonna rig it up today, because it was my clutch swithch that was out.

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oh and yeah that was her. full body pics? hmm i'll try, she is a swimsuit model so she has a nice body, but shes really short like only 5'2" actually 5 1/2 she gets kinda weird about how tall she is. how many people on here got push buttons on there honda to start there car? i didn't want one but it's better than the $33.00 for a clutch switch.

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Your halfway in between since you just left your mobile home where it was after your 1972 F150 broke down hauling your trailer. Well atleast you tried. :-\

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Sorry man but you're retarded. Your clutch switch is bad, so you're gonna install a button? What the ----? Uhhh, how about just bypassing the clutch switch? The clutch switch is either completes a circuit at rest or breaks a circuit at rest. Just make it do the opposite. :l

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b/c then it becomes a safety issue retard. cuz then i can start my car in gear i got little brothers and sister that try starting my car all the time.im gonna run the wire from the starter much easier than fooling with all that ----, i think.

my girlfriend and i just broke up, kinda sucks cuz she said just friends and not buddies but at least im not tied down this weekend. or at least no guilty conscience after this weekend.

so how about full body pics of my new girlfriend. Just look on the Jessica Alba fansite. :D

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I think Honda's come with a security measure. Its called THE ------- IGNITION KEY. Converting to push button would be much safer though. Kids hate buttons.