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spoon fed 12-02-2005 10:55 AM

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YOU ARE ------- RETARDED, BACKWOODS!

you make my head hurt you are sooo dumb. Do you not read before you hit the post button?

all i have to say is WOW.

idiot-stick 12-02-2005 11:08 AM

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Oh yeah, im TOTALLY SUPRISED you and your GF broke up just as everybody started asking for pics. That totally came out of left field.

Donald125 12-02-2005 11:56 AM

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LOL

btw. why don`t u just fix the clutch switch for like what a few bucks?

Tom-Guy 12-02-2005 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Donald125
LOL

btw. why don`t u just fix the clutch switch for like what a few bucks?

Or jump it with a paperclip for free?

accordepicenter 12-02-2005 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis

Originally Posted by Donald125
LOL

btw. why don`t u just fix the clutch switch for like what a few bucks?

Or jump it with a paperclip for free?

x2

idiot-stick 12-02-2005 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Donald125
LOL
btw. why don`t u just fix the clutch switch for like what a few bucks?

Because if he did, a small child could be run over. Dont you people read? Childrens lives are at stake damnit!!!!


accordepicenter 12-02-2005 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SloS13

Originally Posted by Donald125
LOL
btw. why don`t u just fix the clutch switch for like what a few bucks?

Because if he did, a small child could be run over. Dont you people read? Childrens lives are at stake damnit!!!!


What? Dont ever trust those switches anyway, they can short out or get fubar just like anything else...

jinxy 12-02-2005 01:08 PM

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if the kids started it while it was in gear it would just ------- stall anyway. retard. did you check your damn starter yet?

accordepicenter 12-02-2005 01:15 PM

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actually rawr, if you try and start it in gear itll make the car lurch forward 1ft. No big deal.

Donald125 12-02-2005 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SloS13

Originally Posted by Donald125
LOL
btw. why don`t u just fix the clutch switch for like what a few bucks?

Because if he did, a small child could be run over. Dont you people read? Childrens lives are at stake damnit!!!!

Nar i mean to have the actual switch fixed so neutral safty works

jinxy 12-02-2005 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by accordepicenter
actually rawr, if you try and start it in gear itll make the car lurch forward 1ft. No big deal.

yeah, i figured it would jump some. but id also assume he would have the ebrake on.

stenseltizm 12-02-2005 01:47 PM

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When the cyl went out on my car I just started in first for like 4 months till I got around to fixing it. I just had to steer while cranking, it would lurch forward until you blip the throttle, then It'd start and drive.

Question, how would changing the key out for a push button be safer? Your clutch switch would still be broken, and therefor still need bypassed.

kuntry_boi06 12-02-2005 07:58 PM

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my ------ girlfriend and i broke up and your gonna raise the b/s flag on it? what a ------ dick. i live in ky like 100 miles from half the mother fuckers on here in ohio, how the ---- am i backwoods? dumbfucks! oh ya and i like ---- a lot too it's my favorite ------- word. it's the only word taught to us hillbilly fuckers neighboring your ------- asses <--- another favorite word. and a cltuch switch is $33.00 can't you read? yeah it will roll forward like a foot then stall, but i park around cars that are like a foot in front of me. if ya'll dumbasses have read all the other threads i started and hated them y dont you just stop reading my posts, and go find another elementary school playground to terrorize where the average iq is slightly below yours. here's a better idea put me on your ignore list so you don't have to see my ---- NIGGA! Hey when all yall have that ohio meet y dont you all get together and have a damn circle jerk? and give each other facials, like you been doing with your dogs for the past 5 years. everyone form the 3-1-3 put ya ------ hands up, you white rapping sidewards hate wearing "gangsta" bitchs.

Guy-Fast 12-02-2005 08:00 PM

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Someone ban please. Boost :)

kuntry_boi06 12-02-2005 08:01 PM

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ya ban me so i can go make another damn s/n PLS!

kuntry_boi06 12-02-2005 08:13 PM

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how are you all gonna initiate a confortation and then ban me? BITCH MADE! foreigners. i'm tired of power abusing puss's too dumb to finish ---- they started. O0

idiot-stick 12-02-2005 09:35 PM

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This thread went from stupid to somewhat funny back to stupid again.

Get a clutch switch from the junkyard for $5 dollars.

Slo_crx1 12-02-2005 09:51 PM

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This is the most pointless post that i spent 5 minutes of my time reading through. If the car doesn't crank over, why doncha check the obvious stuff first instead of going "duhh, i dunnooo" and making a worthless post about it. If ya want to, put the pushbutton switch on the clutch switch instead of to the starter. This post is a good reason why I don't like buying used Hondas from kids :-X

Guy-Fast 12-02-2005 10:15 PM

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I doubt this person is able to change oil let alone fix a problem

spongerlbc 12-02-2005 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by kuntry_boi06
everyone form the 3-1-3 put ya ------ hands up, you white rapping sidewards hate wearing "gangsta" bitchs.

::) ::) ::)

jinxy 12-03-2005 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by kuntry_boi06
my ------ girlfriend and i broke up and your gonna raise the b/s flag on it? what a ------ dick. i live in ky like 100 miles from half the mother fuckers on here in ohio, how the ---- am i backwoods? dumbfucks! oh ya and i like ---- a lot too it's my favorite ------- word. it's the only word taught to us hillbilly fuckers neighboring your ------- asses <--- another favorite word. and a cltuch switch is $33.00 can't you read? yeah it will roll forward like a foot then stall, but i park around cars that are like a foot in front of me. if ya'll dumbasses have read all the other threads i started and hated them y dont you just stop reading my posts, and go find another elementary school playground to terrorize where the average iq is slightly below yours. here's a better idea put me on your ignore list so you don't have to see my ---- NIGGA! Hey when all yall have that ohio meet y dont you all get together and have a damn circle jerk? and give each other facials, like you been doing with your dogs for the past 5 years. everyone form the 3-1-3 put ya ------ hands up, you white rapping sidewards hate wearing "gangsta" bitchs.

ohio is allot ------- diffrent than your backwoods ass kentucky. everything changes once you cross that river.

signorelli21 12-03-2005 06:33 AM

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you just wasted 10 minutes of my life

how is it that women find you attractive when you can't afford 33 dollars and you spelled the word hat wrong?

kuntry_boi06 12-03-2005 03:01 PM

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okay, i'll admit i don't know how to change my oil. :D who said i can't afford it did i? i might have forgot. i can afford it, not really :P i think u think you need money to get chicks cuz ur just that damn ugly. i can get girls just by what i do and the way i look, but money wouldn't hurt though. for some erason my car starts fine now again. i gota new battery for it, but it didn't start working til about 5 hours after i put it on? dunno. i wouldnt sell my honda anyways. i dont really care if you like ohio more than ky either. i lived here my entire life and i like it just fine. but just because i was raised here doesn't make you any better than me. you might be smarter but that is for totally different reasons. i have been to ohio and i dont really like it much, i would much rather go to florida, and chill with the old people.
i'm tired of people saying this is a pointless post also. it is ------ general discussion which means i can talk about anything i want to you illeterate bastards. <-- that's been waiting to come out for sometime now. think b-4 you speak that goes for me to though i guess.

later,
stephen

jinxy 12-03-2005 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by kuntry_boi06
okay, i'll admit i don't know how to change my oil. :D who said i can't afford it did i? i might have forgot. i can afford it, not really :P i think u think you need money to get chicks cuz ur just that damn ugly. i can get girls just by what i do and the way i look, but money wouldn't hurt though. for some erason my car starts fine now again. i gota new battery for it, but it didn't start working til about 5 hours after i put it on? dunno. i wouldnt sell my honda anyways. i dont really care if you like ohio more than ky either. i lived here my entire life and i like it just fine. but just because i was raised here doesn't make you any better than me. you might be smarter but that is for totally different reasons. i have been to ohio and i dont really like it much, i would much rather go to florida, and chill with the old people.
i'm tired of people saying this is a pointless post also. it is ------ general discussion which means i can talk about anything i want to you illeterate bastards. <-- that's been waiting to come out for sometime now. think b-4 you speak that goes for me to though i guess.

later,
stephen

CHANGE YOUR ------- STARTER.. i had the same problem. it was the started. how are you just going to automaticly start changing ---- and assume its the clutch switch? thats the last thing id check.

kuntry_boi06 12-03-2005 03:33 PM

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man if you just gave me that first the post would have ended. but my starter is good or wouldn't start at all.

signorelli21 12-03-2005 08:19 PM

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you know its funny, i read through all this crap and just now realized that the reason you posted was because you have an issue with your car, you could have saved all the jerry springer love triangle ---- and just said, "hey guys my car doesn't start..." ok?

then you could prolly have narrowed it down to 15 or 20 different things by telling us exactly what was wrong, but if i were you i would check you battery cables and definatley check your starter ground. same thing happened to me once i put my first engine in, i started my car , backed it out of the garage and shut it off to check the oil and ----, went to leave and nothing at all, like wtf? my battery ground was corroded all the way through, replaced it and the bitch fired right up. so, don't be retarded, by a damn multimeter and figure it out.

oh yea, you ex is hot, you should hook me up, i got money...

jinxy 12-03-2005 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kuntry_boi06
man if you just gave me that first the post would have ended. but my starter is good or wouldn't start at all.

not true dick. starters go out weird some times they'll work sometimes they wont.

somedude56 12-04-2005 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Donald125
LOL

btw. why don`t u just fix the clutch switch for like what a few bucks?

THINK BEFORE U POST, jesus man, the honda dealer doesnt accept skinned roadkill as currency..........jesus :P hes justa brother thats misunderstood.........literally

buk9tp 12-04-2005 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by kuntry_boi06
i can try to get some pics of my girlfriend up, but i dont no how. i think she wears to much makeup. that is kinda why im breaking up with her b/c she is kinda fake.

can we concentrate more on my car though please?

alot of chics wear too much make up. heres what u do. u get a pot. fill it with water. let it boil. drop in a few towels. wear gloves. take em out. grab ahold of the bitch's hair in one hand, and twist her hair arround ur arm, slam her cheek onto a table top or something. then grab that hot towel. and scrub all that ---- off, you dont need to break up with her. cause most of the time. you will regret it. im in that situation now. and i regret it more than anything :'(

you dont know how to post pictures. so heres how. i hope to see pictures of ur g/f soon.


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somedude56 12-04-2005 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by rawr

Originally Posted by kuntry_boi06
man if you just gave me that first the post would have ended. but my starter is good or wouldn't start at all.

not true dick. starters go out weird some times they'll work sometimes they wont.

true statement, and the one bout how its all diff. once u cross the river.

90accordIHI 12-04-2005 01:03 AM

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^^^^you are such a loser. that chikc has nice tits however.

somedude56 12-04-2005 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 90boostdaccord
^^^^you are such a loser. that chikc has nice tits however.

me?

buk9tp 12-04-2005 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by somedude56

Originally Posted by 90boostdaccord
^^^^you are such a loser. that chikc has nice tits however.

me?

i think he's talking about me
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who was taking the pictures fucker?
:P

F22tSi 12-04-2005 01:18 AM

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yip... its deffinetely your starter....

check your ground, and power to the starter...

and your car can start w/o a starter if u push start it like u said u did... u shouldnt have had to use the ignition to do that...

by the way... good luck on that thing with being caught with your sister naked or watever... jsut be careful and strap up ;)


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