Re: Chuck Norris
 

man, chuck norris has nothing on uncle jesse.

"Dear Diary,

Today I woke up and took a pee. I peed on the seat on purpose, and then left the seat up. Becky came in to take a crap, and she fell in the toilet. Then, when she put the seat down, she sat in my pee. She asked me why I did that...and then she realized I was Uncle Jesse. Then she went and sat in the pee again. Then I bleached the laces for my white tennis shoes. They got really clean, so I took the bleach and spelled out "butt-lord" on Danny Tanner's front lawn."


http://wwujd.com/

Re: Chuck Norris
 

yeah wwujd.com is the ----. but those chuck norris facts are amazing, i laughed well.

Re: Chuck Norris
 

nice

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wtf that ---- wasn't funnY? why yall laughin.

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that just means you have no soul, keep that in mind

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youre lucky i cant ban people....this is the funniest ---- ive read in a long time

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maybe cause i just skimmed through it, if they were true itd be funny but there not.

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theyre obviously not true, thats part of why they are funny

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I think it is a fact that Chuck Norris' main export is pain

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i'm checking back when i'm high