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thats off a website, they where talking about it on the radio on friday, i forgot the name something like chuck noris random facts or such.
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Charles Bronson is Chuck Norris's secret father. RIP Bronson. He just secretly faked his death to live on the same secret beach resort that James Dean, Tupac, ODB, River Phoenix, Elvis, Bruce Lee, Jimi Hendrix, Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, Ray Charles, Keith Moon, and Johnny Cash. Chuck Norris has his room already reserved.
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------ Chuck Norris </dodgeball>
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When vin diesel goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets vin.
Vin diesel doesn't need sun block, the sun needs vin block. |
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carefull the eyes of the ranger are upon you
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ch...hucknorris.jpg i ------ hate chuck norris,bruce lees bitch |
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"Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the $!@% out of little kids. "
That one right there made me lose it. :D |
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Thats a copy of the "Random Vin Desiel Fact" web page.
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hahahaha those were great.. i read them to my parents and they gave me the WTF look but whatever, its pimp :6
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heh, made me chuckle. Kind of sounds like a blatant rip of the SNL Bill Brasky skits. just type in bill brasky to any downloading program and watch them. They are hilarious.
"Bill Brasky drives an ice-cream truck covered in human skulls" "I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury" "Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong." Good post either way. - short-A |
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Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !&$% with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. |
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