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who watches this show this guy is the funniest nigga alive

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OOOOOOO K!!! enphasize the k when flight attendant is speaking.

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I gotta admit he's one funny bastard. "i'm Rick james bitch!"

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whuuuuttttt??

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i dont like him at all. :-X

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I'm going to create a show making fun of black people and see how well that goes over. He's one racist mother fucker

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Hes a funny mutha fucker, he makes fun of blacks and whites

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Well hese not as funny as Motzart but hese pretty funny ;)

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Whitey, I'm with you. Since when is it ok for black comedians to base every one of thier jokes about being racist (black or white) and make a fucken career out of it?
When oil lines become like tie dye shirts, I'm gonna start MY comedy career. I'll come out with some ---- like this:

.......How you guys doing tonight? Yeah, it's great to be here.
Has anyone ever been out on vacation on a cruise ship or at a really nice hotel and asked yourself,,,,,,I wonder what the ------s are doing today? I hate to think about stuff like that, but when I was on that cruise ship surrounded with all them yuppie ass white folks, I couldn't help it. I mean, when things are going so nice on the boat, I started thinking about what was so different about being home in California.
And we have some of those mexicans in California too. One time I was talking to one of those guys, and he asked me if I knew about Feel Jackson. I said, "yeah, Phil Jackson is the coach of the lakers. What about him?" The guy looks at me and says in the brokest ass English I ever did hear, "No, Feel Jackson." I was like, what the ----? This guy just heard me tell him who he is. I said, "yeah, Phil Jackson. Basketball."
"No" the guy said, "Fule Jeckson"
Alright, ---- it. The story is too fucken long to not just tell you this fucker was trying to talk to me about Fuel Injection. Man, these people.....


I've always thought about getting into comedy. The problem has always been that I'd probably have to get beat up at least 4 times a week. My material would stand out for a white comedian though. ;)

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at least he aint as bad Chris Rock :-\

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I know how ya feel, LOL big black guys wating for ya outside after the show, waiting to make ya there bitch

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"Has anyone ever been out on vacation on a cruise ship or at a really nice hotel and asked yourself,,,,,,I wonder what the ------s are doing today?
-Stealthmode"

Man if my signature wasn't full this would be my #1 quote.


I'm just ------- pissed cause since he's black he can say whatever racist joke he wants while Howard Stern is getting taken off the radio cause he talks about naked women. This whole society is fucked up

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Chris rock is one funny mother fucker. His first HBO special was the funniest thing I've ever seen


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on his show on HBO i didnt see one white guest

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his show used to be funny, but he has gone in the direction of 99% of the other black comedians and relies to heavily on racial skits and jokes. His target demographic is 15-21 year old white kids. Sure its funny to them now, but it will get old very fast. Hence why i dont see his show lasting another season.

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Heads up howard stern isn't getting kicked off talking about women/sex. He has been spending hours every morning talking about why he belives he is being kicked off the air. It all comes down to the bush adminstration which has closes ties to Clear Channel. The VP for clear channel made Bush his first million. Well Stern who was very supportive of Bush since 9/11 came out 5 days before he was taken of the air by Clear Channel, and was very aggresive in his opinion on Bush and his lies to the american public and urged his listeners to support John Kerry. The reasoning according to Clear Channel for Sterns firing was a caller's use of the N word. They have that KKK guy on all the time who uses the N word 20 times each time he's on. I know Howard stern's listeners are majority liberals and Sterns voice is heard daily. The Bush adminstartion is a joke. They lie to millions and people eat it up. Look back in 15 years and wonder where Free speech went. Bush's goals are sicker than I want to imagine, and silencing a man over what, his desire to express his political view. Oh you guys know who runs the FCC right Colin Powell's son and Stern should be off all air ways in 2 weeks after the FCC hearing. Support Bush if you want freedoms and liberty taken away. Sorry for going off topic just alot of people aren't talking about this subject which is huge. Oh ya Dave Chappele is far from a racist. His wife is asian and his kids are of mixed blood. Guess he hates asians becasue of the comedy he does about them.

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Chris, you need to start thinking for yourself. Quit quoting Howard Stern to seem like you know for a fact that this guy and this guy is doing this because.....
Who the ---- cares? I listen to Howard Stern and I'm a Republican.
Everybody talks about the links between Bush and government contracts and links to this and that, but if you really think about business, that's just the way it is. You always help those that have helped you first. If I gave Jeff his oil lines for free and then he came out and said how great they were, does that make it wrong? Of course not, I'm not the president, but that's how all business works. Bottom line.
I think Howard is always on the edge of what he does because that's really all his show is worth. He's not super talented, or a great entertainer. He's always made his name by being on the edge with subjects. This is just another one. It wouldn't be as "on the edge" if he didn't blame someone huge for this.
And, if you listen to him on a regular basis, you'll know that he has been predicting that he would be kicked off the radio for about a month now. I think he's ready to retire, but he wants to go out with a bang like it was someone elses fault. "I wish someone would kick me off the radio" He says it all the time.
The same people that think gay marriage is ok, are the same kind of people that think Bush is "oh so bad". Cry me a river, but all of them can go to hell for all I care. ;)

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"i know how you niggaz love your milk, niggaz!"

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Trust me I think for my self. I made flyers regarding the Wal-Mart hiring illegals and had my summary of the situation and also links for people to read for more specific information. I physically handed them to all races and got some dirty looks but I wanted my opinion to be heard and have gotten most of my family and and friends to no longer to shop at Wal-Mart. The gay marriage thing is about the only thing I agree with the right wing on, i'm not that liberal. He doesn't sound like it to me that he wanted to end this way. Don't worry you'll proably get another 4 years of Bush conserding Nader is in the run again.

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Before Wal-mart hired illegals, they were the only business that didn't employ them. I think it's a shame that the government lets them run rampant to our states, and then causes a big scene when somebody hires them. It seems like something isn't right here. I'm done with this thread until we get another "political" post.

Dave Chapelle Sucks!!!! haha

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http://www.comedycentral.com/gallery...amjackson2.jpg

GOOD ----------ING BEER BITCH!!!

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/...ckjames_a1.jpg

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!

I like the show but agree with you about him being a racist, but most of the stuff he does is really the way some people act.

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watchng dave chappelle is like driving a 88 cicvic with gsr rims ::)

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show how stereotypically white you all are by bitching becuase he makes stereo type jokes.

atleast he doesnt hate white people for us enslaving the black race ::)

get over it, crackers

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"hhhhhhWhut?" "Okaayyyeeeee" "hhhhhhWhut?" "Okaayyyeeeee"
"yeeeeeahhh" Okaayyyeeeee" "hhhhhhhhWhut?"

sorry i dont watch his show, I just saw this one episode were he kept on saying those words.

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You got to be kidding me. You seriously think dave chapelle is racist. I 100% agree with you on Chris Rock cause I hate the fucker too and hes not funny to me. But If you watch Dave chapelle shows on HBO and Comedy Central you'll notice if anything he makes more fun of black people than white people. Have you watch "Killing them Softly" on HBO? Did you see the joke he made about The KKK memeber on his show and the family whos last name is ------? I thought that ---- was funny and he makes fun of all races and makes jokes most of them being black people. Come on guys to get mad and say he racist against white people is not true at all.

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everyone is racist. If Howard Stern had his show on at 10:30 at night on cable, he would be just as bad (he actually did have a late night show, but it was still on broadcast). Dave Chappelle does it because he can. I think he is a riot. I watch the Rick James skits at least 3 times a week.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face?


SLAP!

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Oh, and his musical gustes are usually pretty good. I have picked up a number of CD's after hearing people on his show, and they rock.

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hahah that Rick James skit was so ------- funny. That and the R kelly remix "I want to pee on you" is the funniest thing i've seen on his show

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Yep It's funny as hell. Some of his remarks might sound racist, but you're right he makes fun of every race, well mostly black and white, and some hispanics. I love the show, and I like Dave a lot.

BTW: Vida Guerra came out on that "I want to pee on you" skit. I downloaded it from KAZAA, damn she looks good.

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He smokes alot of pot so that makes up for the fact that he is a skinny, ugly, worthless piece of ----. hes ok in my book

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Haha, I don't have a clue what your point was, but it sounded so stupid. Just had to point that out for ya. ;)

I'm not mad at Dave Chapelle for what he does or says. He makes a show out of being racist. If it sells, go for it. I don't care. My point was that me being white wouldn't be able to do it. It doesn't make me mad that he does it.

And for the record, since when do you have to talk about another race for it to be racism? lol. Racism is any idea, thought, or whatever about race. If a black guy cuts me off on the streets and I even think to myself something negative based on the fact that he was a black guy, that's racist. The fact that we think today that if we marry an asian and talk about our own race means we're not really racist is just stupid. If I talked about white people that would be racist. Get it straight. ;)

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i havent seen the show, but it sounds like he was making fun of lil john...lol

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thats some funny ass ---- stealth. i was laughing my ass of.

i dont really give a ---- about racist comedy. its supposed to be comedy, and they point out the stupid ---- that different races do. so what? its just cheap humor, who the ---- cares? whites, blacks, mexicans, asians... we all do stupid ---- and deserve to be made fun of.

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Vidaaaaaaaaa!!! :o :o

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Nice sig. =]

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Thanks...I snatched from someone on another forum ;D

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Never seen the show............so I'll keep my mouth shut. From what I have read in this thread, I don't want to see it. I do have to admit though, Chris rock is a funny mother fucker. I don't care who he makes fun of, he's funny.

I have seen alot of "racist" remarks on national television. It really pisses me off to see that black people can make fun of white people and get away with it, but that ---- doesn't fly with white people. We would be thrown in jail and beaten by the black population. Why is it ok for a black person to do this?

Fresh Prince of Bell Aire for example, I have watched every single one of those episodes. Some of them were fucked up. The only white people they have on the show are stupid as ---- and they make fun of them.

"UPN" has like 95% black television shows and most of them are fucked up. They make fun of white people and if you look around.....there are no white people on the show....ever. If they had an "all white" show it would be banned from TV for being racist. That has always pissed me off. If it's not ok for me to do it, it's not ok for them to do it.

This is a totally different story, but what about the "Negro college fund"? How the hell is that ok? Where is the "White mans" college fund? There isn't one because that is racist. They have all black schools, where are the all white schools? Black history month, which month is the white history month?

Equal rights huh?........

Ok, so I didn't really keep my mouth shut, sue me. ;)
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white history month? there's saint patricks day. i can't celebrate that.

95 % of black people on upn? 95 % white people on abc, nbc, cbs, etc.

Black people make fun of white people? You have Howard stern he makes fun of all people but he is a white man thats been on for over 20 years and he made black jokes all the time and slurs. (I think he funny by the way I watch him on E, seen private parts, and listen to him in the morning on my way to school)

And the Negro college fund is something totally diffrent then what were talking about. Thats another story. That has nothing to do with racism its just an fund to help black people get into college that dont have the money

So I quess that pretty much equal right there dont you think? ;)

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Does that sound fair to you? :-\ lol, it's funny how you just blew that off like that "Oh it's just a lil sum sum to help the black folk out, no need for your white ass to worry about it" ;) What's good for the goose is good for the gander, right? :-\

lol, Saint Patricks day. That's totally different too. Plus, it's a day, not a month. :P


Those other channels that you said are white channels, they have AT LEAST one black person on each one, and they don't make fun of them and they don't just throw him in there and have him act stupid. Watch Fresh Prince. You'll see what I'm talking about. The only time a white person is on the show is when they are making fun of them. One example was an episode where a white guy was referred to as "whitey". How well do you think that would go over if there was a show where a white guy called a black guy "Blacky" or "darky" or whatever? Not only that, the guy was ------- retarded and oblivious.

Oh well, me bitching isn't going to change anything. :-\
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Boost, Boost, Boost, we seem to always have a discussion about things that you and me both dont really understand.
I wasn't blowing it off its just a name. there other funds that help the poor and people who cant go to college too. Its just a specific organiztion thats. there alot of poor black people in this world that can't or wont try to get into college. Thats just an organization to help those in needs. You should look up on the website and it'll explain better what i mean.

upn has white people on there as well. Its not all black. south park makes fun of black people and called a black kid token. Thats a white person show. there are moveis that make fun of black people to that are white poeple movies.

And your not bitching your saying how you feel. Im not sure if your saying that white people have it bad or what not but thats not the case trust me.