chapelles show
03-04-2004, 11:10 PM
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Re:chapelles show
Whitey, I'm with you. Since when is it ok for black comedians to base every one of thier jokes about being racist (black or white) and make a fucken career out of it?
When oil lines become like tie dye shirts, I'm gonna start MY comedy career. I'll come out with some ---- like this:
.......How you guys doing tonight? Yeah, it's great to be here.
Has anyone ever been out on vacation on a cruise ship or at a really nice hotel and asked yourself,,,,,,I wonder what the ------s are doing today? I hate to think about stuff like that, but when I was on that cruise ship surrounded with all them yuppie *** white folks, I couldn't help it. I mean, when things are going so nice on the boat, I started thinking about what was so different about being home in California.
And we have some of those mexicans in California too. One time I was talking to one of those guys, and he asked me if I knew about Feel Jackson. I said, "yeah, Phil Jackson is the coach of the lakers. What about him?" The guy looks at me and says in the brokest *** English I ever did hear, "No, Feel Jackson." I was like, what the ----? This guy just heard me tell him who he is. I said, "yeah, Phil Jackson. Basketball."
"No" the guy said, "Fule Jeckson"
Alright, ---- it. The story is too fucken long to not just tell you this ****** was trying to talk to me about Fuel Injection. Man, these people.....
I've always thought about getting into comedy. The problem has always been that I'd probably have to get beat up at least 4 times a week. My material would stand out for a white comedian though.
When oil lines become like tie dye shirts, I'm gonna start MY comedy career. I'll come out with some ---- like this:
.......How you guys doing tonight? Yeah, it's great to be here.
Has anyone ever been out on vacation on a cruise ship or at a really nice hotel and asked yourself,,,,,,I wonder what the ------s are doing today? I hate to think about stuff like that, but when I was on that cruise ship surrounded with all them yuppie *** white folks, I couldn't help it. I mean, when things are going so nice on the boat, I started thinking about what was so different about being home in California.
And we have some of those mexicans in California too. One time I was talking to one of those guys, and he asked me if I knew about Feel Jackson. I said, "yeah, Phil Jackson is the coach of the lakers. What about him?" The guy looks at me and says in the brokest *** English I ever did hear, "No, Feel Jackson." I was like, what the ----? This guy just heard me tell him who he is. I said, "yeah, Phil Jackson. Basketball."
"No" the guy said, "Fule Jeckson"
Alright, ---- it. The story is too fucken long to not just tell you this ****** was trying to talk to me about Fuel Injection. Man, these people.....
I've always thought about getting into comedy. The problem has always been that I'd probably have to get beat up at least 4 times a week. My material would stand out for a white comedian though.
