Car egged; Need advice
11-10-2006, 11:37 AM
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Re: Car egged; Need advice
I like this, lots of nice ideas here, so lets see...
first of to stenseltizm ...
it's not her brother who did it, least i'm 99 percent sure. Me and him are cool and go drinking and stuff, he likes me and has not reason not to, even though i bang the hell out of his sister
I'm almost positive it was his friends, who dropped him off last night. However i'm assuming that this was a random act of high school mischeif as you have proven, does exist. Unless these kids are jealous that i'm banging their buddie's hot older sister, in which case we'll deal with that later
kenny rogers: umm useless, the po-po ain't gonna do ----, we all know that here...
cll77gen2teg 's idea: umm that's kinda useless too. So i light ---- on fire on the kid's doorstep and his poor parents have to put it out and get ---- all on their slippers, yeah that doesn't accomplish too much.
ratcityrex 's idea: i like half of it, i could talk to the parents, but eh, how much good will that really do. Pick axe on car is too extreme, plus blatantly obvious. My car isn't damaged (far as i can tell), but the principle of it pisses me off. So if anything i'd probably sabotage their car in a way that it would take a very experienced technician to find.
ryan89crx : you have a point, there isn't a whole lot i can do without some repercussions or complications. But i'd like to at least do something, even if it is just talking, or intimidating with my street thugs.
scottsi: take your own advice on yoself heh, nah i'd only kill em if they stole+stripped my car
first of to stenseltizm ...
it's not her brother who did it, least i'm 99 percent sure. Me and him are cool and go drinking and stuff, he likes me and has not reason not to, even though i bang the hell out of his sister
I'm almost positive it was his friends, who dropped him off last night. However i'm assuming that this was a random act of high school mischeif as you have proven, does exist. Unless these kids are jealous that i'm banging their buddie's hot older sister, in which case we'll deal with that laterkenny rogers: umm useless, the po-po ain't gonna do ----, we all know that here...
cll77gen2teg 's idea: umm that's kinda useless too. So i light ---- on fire on the kid's doorstep and his poor parents have to put it out and get ---- all on their slippers, yeah that doesn't accomplish too much.
ratcityrex 's idea: i like half of it, i could talk to the parents, but eh, how much good will that really do. Pick axe on car is too extreme, plus blatantly obvious. My car isn't damaged (far as i can tell), but the principle of it pisses me off. So if anything i'd probably sabotage their car in a way that it would take a very experienced technician to find.
ryan89crx : you have a point, there isn't a whole lot i can do without some repercussions or complications. But i'd like to at least do something, even if it is just talking, or intimidating with my street thugs.
scottsi: take your own advice on yoself heh, nah i'd only kill em if they stole+stripped my car
11-10-2006, 11:53 AM
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Re: Car egged; Need advice
Originally Posted by JDMFantasy2K
Unless these kids are jealous that i'm banging their buddie's hot older sister
lol, IMO talking wont solve anything. thats like trying to be their dad. either get even or drop it.
if it were me, id drop it. unless it happened again, then there would be serious consequences
11-10-2006, 12:12 PM
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Re: Car egged; Need advice
Originally Posted by JDMFantasy2K
cll77gen2teg 's idea: umm that's kinda useless too. So i light ---- on fire on the kid's doorstep and his poor parents have to put it out and get ---- all on their slippers, yeah that doesn't accomplish too much.
11-10-2006, 01:03 PM
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Re: Car egged; Need advice
all good points. I was thinking of getting a few of my friends and showin up at the kid's houses and just doing some rough interrogating, and being like look if it was you, ---- you, and if it wasn't then whatever. Idk. I just want some closure here i guess. I had thought of sabotaging their cars a little bit, and making it look like they had neglected something, or something just broke, to make it look like karma. Maybe something like taking wheel weights off
and a pic of my girl, only cause i got so many replies :P
no wanking, that means you too buk
and a pic of my girl, only cause i got so many replies :P
no wanking, that means you too buk
11-10-2006, 01:29 PM
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Re: Car egged; Need advice
depending on how **** you are theres a few things you can do. first you will wait it out you got to promise yourself you wont ----- out give it a week and half at least. then the fun begins
then
1. you can go to the gas station buy about 2-3 gallons of gas. go to the kids car real late at night check it out the week before and make sure its a good location and check the neighbors make sure no one will be out late watching you. then you gather up some rags or towels and wrap it around the guys tires at least 2 but all 4 would be best. after you got them covered with rags and anything else that will keep it burning for awhile poor the gas evenly on the wheels soaking up the rags real good dont worry about spilling it all over the ground you will need a trail anyways. after your done light the gas and run like fiery hell.
2. poor water in his gas so his car runs rough (more for you sence you dont want to make it seem like you did anything)
3. my favorite. look for the open window. all you have to do is drive by everynight till you find the car with a crack in the window or a door unlocked. then you releave all your pressure into his car. yes you pee all over inside his car. maybe even rub one out on the dash if your really crazy.
4. or you can go buy a bunch of honey and flower and cover his car in honey and then poor the flower all over it.
then
1. you can go to the gas station buy about 2-3 gallons of gas. go to the kids car real late at night check it out the week before and make sure its a good location and check the neighbors make sure no one will be out late watching you. then you gather up some rags or towels and wrap it around the guys tires at least 2 but all 4 would be best. after you got them covered with rags and anything else that will keep it burning for awhile poor the gas evenly on the wheels soaking up the rags real good dont worry about spilling it all over the ground you will need a trail anyways. after your done light the gas and run like fiery hell.
2. poor water in his gas so his car runs rough (more for you sence you dont want to make it seem like you did anything)
3. my favorite. look for the open window. all you have to do is drive by everynight till you find the car with a crack in the window or a door unlocked. then you releave all your pressure into his car. yes you pee all over inside his car. maybe even rub one out on the dash if your really crazy.
4. or you can go buy a bunch of honey and flower and cover his car in honey and then poor the flower all over it.
11-10-2006, 01:49 PM
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Re: Car egged; Need advice
I've always been curious about the bologna slice on the car myth... in case you haven't heard this one, it's where you place a piece of bologna on a car (I think it may have to be in the sun) and when the owner peels off the bologna later on, the paint will be removed with it.
