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Old 11-10-2006, 03:31 PM
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poke whole eggs up there rectum with a broom stick untill they cry like the little bitches they are. I just got my truck back from the body shop last night from vandilizm x2
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:42 PM
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threating to rape them with a breaker bar and after they cry when you pull there pants down, make them walk home in there boxers... i call it the walk of shame... true story...
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:36 PM
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what he said about her little bro being mad yoru bangin his sis is probly the case, think it would be a great idea to just make it a little more obvious that your bangin her in front of him.


oh and i heard somethign about balogna on car paint leaving stripped circles
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:39 PM
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poke whole eggs up there rectum with a broom stick untill they cry like the little bitches they are. I just got my truck back from the body shop last night from vandilizm x2
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threating to rape them with a breaker bar and after they cry when you pull there pants down, make them walk home in there boxers... i call it the walk of shame... true story...
HAHAHA

damn those are some good ones. also if you can get there hood open stick some nasty mody cheese or anythign that stinks real bad and put it on there exaust manifold. it will heat up and stink up the car. maybe even a ---- on the manifold would be killer sweet
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:45 PM
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I've always been curious about the bologna slice on the car myth... in case you haven't heard this one, it's where you place a piece of bologna on a car (I think it may have to be in the sun) and when the owner peels off the bologna later on, the paint will be removed with it.
i believe salami works better... and its in the sun yeah...
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:51 PM
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two things you can do. pour brake fluid over the whole roof when its raining. the car will look like a ------- zebra after. or the funniest thing i think i have ever done expanding foam in the muffler.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:23 PM
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Nice pic :P

And no im not posting up other pics of the kids girlfriend, if you're smart enough to figure out how to get to her myspace then hats off to ya.

i'd say its his friends too. question the crap out of the little bro.
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:54 PM
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using your "technical knowledge".... pop open the hood with out damaging anything..drain the coolant. (PLEASE GOD TELL ME ITS REALLY COLD WHERE YOU LIVE....WHY??). then **** in the radiator. then everytime the engine warms up....guess what smells like ****.....everytime you turn the heat/AC on.....guess what....smells like more ****. it will take them FOREVER to figure out what happened.
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:09 AM
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And no im not posting up other pics of the kids girlfriend
why not? the other pics are much more entertaining. :P
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Old 11-11-2006, 02:04 AM
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more pictures of his girlfriend would be awesome. oh and pictures of what you do to there car
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