Car almost got jacked
 

im staying at a buddies house while h'e in europe and i have to park on the street. im very paranoid, even thought 92 dx hatch im driving is literally beat to ----. no passenger side window, fenders dented to ----, same with the hood. I thought a beat to ---- car would attract less attention. not to mention the axles need replaced as well as the clutch. so last night, im just chilling. i glance out of my window at about 4:30am to see this red hoodied pesron in my drivers seat.

It was a bitter sweet feeling. it was bitter because someone was about to rape my baby, but sweet in that if i hurried, i could beat some ass and not go to jail for it. my car was parked across the street so i snuck out the side, then up the all towards my car. i got as close as i could without being seen, then i bolted. he saw me, tried to get out of my car, but only got halfway out before i slammed up against the car door, pinning him. brass knuckles are my bitch. he started screaming like a little bitch, so i hit him in the mouth a couple times. serisously guys, i fucked him up bad. I called the cops to come pick him up and they were like, "christ dude, go easier next time" but then i was like i didnt know if he had a gun or a knife or anything.


the lesson here is this : if you try to steal from a hmt member, you might get a face full of brass.

---- thieves. they get no mercy

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Excellent. You forgot your camera. ;)

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LOL OWNAGE :8

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hahaha thats ------ awesome!

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this reminds me of one time. some guy try to steal a buddies car out of my drive way. he left it running to run in the house to get me. all of sudden we hear his motor reving up. so he bolts for the door. runs outside just in time to dive in the window as the guy is trying to drive down the street. he came back about 2 minute later with his car. i guess he was beating him the whole time. the guy finaly stoped about a block away. and ran leaving his shoes behind. new pair of jordans. the car was a 87 Hurst Olds with the crazy 3 shifters in the console. thats why it took the guy so long to back up.

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dam thats tight. my mom saw someone near my car and told me, i ran out barefoot (and it had been raining out) with my good old luiville slugger in hand. "HEY MOTHER FUCKER!!" dude just gets my hood open, alarm goes off, he turns around, drops it and starts bolting just as I almost get to him. i chased him for a little while down the street, then chucked the bat and knocked him in the back of the head, he stumbles for a bit then keeps running. i just picked up my bat and walked back.

that's pretty sweet though, I'd love to give a car theif a face full of brass :6

times like that make me wish i was still holding my dads pistol for him, just pop him in the knees and let him bleed- shooting someone below the belt is just assault here in washington :8

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I'd say "bitter sweet" is the perfect description.

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i love it
:6

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Nice 8)


lesson to the others...

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you should have lynched that ------

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that`s awesome 8) 8) 8)
could have been better with a pics showing "HMT OWNS ME" on his forhead written with his blood 8)

BTw was he asian? :P

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I bet he was american. Those fuckers always piss me off. :3

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hahaha owned, that's gangster

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That would have made my ------- day. :6 I'd love to catch someone like that. I only dream of making a thread like this describing how I beat the ---- out of a theiving piece of low-life ----. :7 <<<----my face as I'm beating the ---- out of the sack of lazy unworthy ---- that trys to steal my possesions.. :7
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Awsome. After reading stories like that I get all pumped up and just wanna break someones face. >:D

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thats bad ------- ass...

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you sir are hardkro :y

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HMT = Hard core.

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VERY NCE.

I wish i was there

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No

45psi = Hard core.

HMT = only hardcore because of 45psi and fook and crex or whatever for recovering bbka's car.

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45psi = Hard core.


that would be a funny sticker

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You know it. :6 I always just assume every sory I read on the internet is false, but knowing the very little I do about 45psi, I am assuming this story is true. :6
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thats awesome. sometimes i imagine what would happen if someone was trying to steal my car and i found them. shot, beat, knocked out, or would he get away...

did you knock him out or just beat him good enough to keep him still.

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wasnt Colten one of the ones that said he would beat those fuckers down if they tried stealin his car? thanks for not bullshitting us :6 you should have took an owned pic as the cops took him away, we need a front page pic of that ---- forsure!

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Nice dude. I bet that feeling was great beating his ass.

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fixed ;)

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Forgot your cam? EASY fix go to the jail and request a booking photo of the fag... OR look online, i forgot the site but here in savannah they post the pics of everyone thats arrested online!

**Edit**
i found the site... its the Jails website LOL
http://www.chathamcounty.org/jims/jail/

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preoblem is, what's his name

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no pics?

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do they do this for everywhere? but only for the last 3 days?

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doesnt look like it..... im loss prevention for an outlet store and im trying to find pics of the past week of the people i got and cant find anything. (i arrest shoplifters for a living) :y

if 45psi got a police report he should be able to get the booking pic from the jail without any problems

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we need this pic colten! :y

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You would have caught him if you weren't so goddamn fat.

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what county and state did this happen?

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Haha, D.W.O. in full effect with this one:

http://www.chathamcounty.org/jims/ja...sp?dn=P0606459

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LOL looks like your doing what im doing! hahaha looking at all the poor people in jail..... hmmmmmm didnt jeff go to jail??? MUHAHAHAHA

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Yeah, but his county didn't host mug shots. Sadly.

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http://www.chathamcounty.org/jims/ja...sp?dn=X0031976


WTF, a large black female paying child support, :8

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GREAT WORK COLTON !!!

You just lived all of our fantasies! Where were you Tacoma? Its starting to get rough again in T-town. A few weeks ago some retards shot up every car in a 3 block radus at my buddies house over off 60th street and Pacific Ave. He has 3 bullet holes in his daily driver, Its not even that bad of a neighborhood.

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Wow, thats some good ----, please update us with pics of his bashed in grill