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94_T3G 06-11-2008 05:54 PM
Re: Best pick up line.
 
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?

Do you like math? We can add a bed, subtract those clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

jdm_racer 06-11-2008 11:36 PM
Re: Best pick up line.
 
Here's a couple funny one that I've seen:

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet ----- alway's makes a happy cock.

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

Smith-02 06-12-2008 01:20 AM
Re: Best pick up line.
 
Originally Posted by chris

Yup alot of my buddies are in too that whole scene and it works like a charm. I prefer the females who enjoy cheap beer zc's, and orange chicken.

Smith-02 06-12-2008 01:21 AM
Re: Best pick up line.
 
Originally Posted by jdm_racer

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
www.pieclopedia.com
edit looks like it got taken down.

http://sliceoftheday.com

Dx 101 06-13-2008 12:53 PM
Re: Best pick up line.
 
Originally Posted by xternal
Its 2008. How about "wana ----" ::)
your right its 2008 so at least complement her first "nice shoes, wanna ----"

best one for atleast getting your knob slobbed is "u wanna see something?" just whip it out shell know whats up :y

zlyricist 06-13-2008 02:05 PM
Re: Best pick up line.
 
Originally Posted by sexyblackcrx

Or i like to go up to a girl and say, " What do you want for beakfast?" that one works 49% of the time
what you need to say is while you're already having a conversation with them, is change the subject and tell them 'well we'll talk about that over breakfast'

is there a keg in your pants? cause i would to tap that ass

a new dumb line i heard a few weeks back. seems to get a laugh... sitting next to a chick at a bar.....
ya im not usually this tall but im sitting on my wallet

cdscivic 06-13-2008 03:31 PM
Re: Best pick up line.
 
Or i like to go up to a girl and say, " What do you want for beakfast?" that one works 49% of the time
49% of the time it works 100% of the time. ^-^

Econo-Box 06-13-2008 04:15 PM
Re: Best pick up line.
 
I prefer "Wanna go half's on a bastard?"

Cray91 06-13-2008 04:29 PM
Re: Best pick up line.
 
Originally Posted by 97EconoBox
I prefer "Wanna go half's on a bastard?"
Somewhat similar. My buddy asked if I wanted to go Halfsies on a rape charge.

homemadetush 09-04-2008 06:02 AM
Re: Best pick up line.
 
See thats the ---- that pissed me and made me hava drink. I was the one who wrote on you & I'm not slut-Yeah trista-and still drunk-just came back from your house


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