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Me: Im pregnant.
Her: ?
Me: Yeah im having a baby elephant, want to feel his trunk?
At that point I either wip out my wiener, or try to get her to put her hand down my pants. i had this one slut say "only if its a big elaphant," to which I said "you can make it grow big and strong" I don't have to tell you what happened at the end of the night.

Or i like to go up to a girl and say, " What do you want for beakfast?" that one works 49% of the time

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Its 2008. How about "wana ----" ::)

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I always prefered, "I'll take the gun out of your mouth when I'm done."

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thats good sig material right thur nukka!


how bout... Are you an astronaut?.........cuz that ass is out of this world!

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not bad, ive had a girl tell me she was raped while i was slaming her. Its all about mind over matter, if you dont mind it dont matter!!

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I have a small penis

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:P

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Take your pants off or I will kill your family. 100% success rate.

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im a virgin.

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girls are worthless....

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I can't talk long but let me get your opinion on something

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My normal shpe did;nt wok, so I wrote "HMT" on 3 sluts chests and ran away, The rest of the night these bitches were hounding me to find out wat that was, HAHa, and god damn if someone did'nt write there name and some gibberish on my belly, Later I got beat up with a BLACKJACK, if you dont know what that is, you don't wont to. I did'nt get footage cause I was drunk (still am) but I'll go out tonight try to find the girl/girls with with a RED chest, , and blak writing on it, red cuase they scrubbed hard, damn do i have to spell it out, Im gonna try like shaq, to get pics, if not ill wright on other trick sluts.

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ok

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It's not like i went up them wrote on tem and ran. I was talking to them ,asked if i could write my name on them, wrote "HMT" then walked away. hold on a sec...

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O0

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I prefer the "My name is Kain. Would you like to have sexual intercourse with me? If not it's cool cause I'm used to it."

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"Don't make me turn this rape into a murder."

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"I'm not very good, but at least it's over quickly"

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My best pick up line is, asking her if she has any stds. When she says no I hit her over the head with a 2x4

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Hey there sexy mama... Ya know, I could see alot of me in you.......

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i was chilling with a few buds at the bar and one of em said watch this, he walked straight up to a girl and asked her "want some weiner?" and it ------- worked. he chilled with her for about 30 minutes and she left and gave him her number. the ----------er did it again to another girl not 10 minutes later.

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close but not quite

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i like atmospheres approach:

Hello ma'am would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments

























im not insane, in fact im kinda rational

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why has no one commented on this uuuuggghhh........ really? im gonna have to be the one........ alright

what the ---- is this ---- HOMO post pics of the bitches not yourself :l FAGGOT

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Wanna ---- and get a pizza?
What you don't like pizza?

Nice shoes wanna ----?

You'll do!

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"Bitch its not going to suck itself"

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I have coke. Ya its thats simple

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Your dick is in her before her back hits the mattress.

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Yup alot of my buddies are in too that whole scene and it works like a charm. I prefer the females who enjoy cheap beer and cheap mexican food.

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Scream and I'll ------- kill you

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If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?

Do you like math? We can add a bed, subtract those clothes, divide your legs and multiply.

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Here's a couple funny one that I've seen:

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet ----- alway's makes a happy cock.

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

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www.pieclopedia.com
edit looks like it got taken down.

http://sliceoftheday.com

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your right its 2008 so at least complement her first "nice shoes, wanna ----"

best one for atleast getting your knob slobbed is "u wanna see something?" just whip it out shell know whats up :y

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what you need to say is while you're already having a conversation with them, is change the subject and tell them 'well we'll talk about that over breakfast'

is there a keg in your pants? cause i would to tap that ass

a new dumb line i heard a few weeks back. seems to get a laugh... sitting next to a chick at a bar.....
ya im not usually this tall but im sitting on my wallet

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49% of the time it works 100% of the time. ^-^

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I prefer "Wanna go half's on a bastard?"

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Somewhat similar. My buddy asked if I wanted to go Halfsies on a rape charge.

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See thats the ---- that pissed me and made me hava drink. I was the one who wrote on you & I'm not slut-Yeah trista-and still drunk-just came back from your house