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Darkelvis 12-08-2006 10:33 PM

Best fucking news ever.
 
So I'm at school today doing an alignment on my instructor's truck when my cell phone rings....the following conversation made my ------- week!!!! At my job that I started 5 1/2 weeks ago I get a shitty base rate + 10% commission on labor and 5% commission on parts.

My boss: Do you have your paycheck on you?
Me: No, why?
Boss: Well it looks like we fucked up and I wanted to make sure of it before I ran all this paperwork through.
Me: How did you ---- up?
Boss: Well, it looks like we have been paying you the part-time employee commission rate.
Me: Ok, so what does that mean?
Boss: That means that your next paycheck is going to be your base rate for 2 weeks, your proper commission for 2 weeks, and roughly $1200 in backpay.



------- AWESOME!!!!!!!! My christmas shopping is already done, and now on the 20th I've got an extra $1200 just sitting around. I may get my car done in a timely fashion now!

JonDouglas 12-08-2006 10:37 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
Bitchin! :6

78NOVA 12-08-2006 11:21 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
---- i could have me my 350 in with forged pistons and rods with that money. wish my job would give the dough.

HMTguy 12-08-2006 11:24 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
Ain't nothin better than free money O0

Darkelvis 12-08-2006 11:25 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
all I need to get the car driving is clutch, ECU, map sensor, and axles. Painting it is another story. :S

78NOVA 12-08-2006 11:28 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
my TA is drivable, it just needs a new motor. it has a slight rod knock and im beginning to loss faith in it.

Darkelvis 12-08-2006 11:34 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
well, after mine runs, it's time for brakes, suspension, paint/body, finish roll cage, finish interior.....so it's a long way, but starting it will be a little victory

HondaTuner 12-08-2006 11:36 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
I hope you atleast flat-blacked the bitch, that civic was uggggly

88dx 12-08-2006 11:38 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
I dont even make $1200 in a month and i work full time :-X

Darkelvis 12-08-2006 11:42 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
I hope you atleast flat-blacked the bitch, that civic was uggggly

Nope, she's worse now. Some of the paint is the same, some of the car has been spray painted random colors, the pass rear quarter is sanded down of the original red, the hood is spray painted urban camo......it may have been "uggggly" in the past, now it's just straight up horrendous.


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