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Darkelvis 12-08-2006 10:33 PM

Best fucking news ever.
 
So I'm at school today doing an alignment on my instructor's truck when my cell phone rings....the following conversation made my ------- week!!!! At my job that I started 5 1/2 weeks ago I get a shitty base rate + 10% commission on labor and 5% commission on parts.

My boss: Do you have your paycheck on you?
Me: No, why?
Boss: Well it looks like we fucked up and I wanted to make sure of it before I ran all this paperwork through.
Me: How did you ---- up?
Boss: Well, it looks like we have been paying you the part-time employee commission rate.
Me: Ok, so what does that mean?
Boss: That means that your next paycheck is going to be your base rate for 2 weeks, your proper commission for 2 weeks, and roughly $1200 in backpay.



------- AWESOME!!!!!!!! My christmas shopping is already done, and now on the 20th I've got an extra $1200 just sitting around. I may get my car done in a timely fashion now!

JonDouglas 12-08-2006 10:37 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
Bitchin! :6

78NOVA 12-08-2006 11:21 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
---- i could have me my 350 in with forged pistons and rods with that money. wish my job would give the dough.

HMTguy 12-08-2006 11:24 PM

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Ain't nothin better than free money O0

Darkelvis 12-08-2006 11:25 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
all I need to get the car driving is clutch, ECU, map sensor, and axles. Painting it is another story. :S

78NOVA 12-08-2006 11:28 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
my TA is drivable, it just needs a new motor. it has a slight rod knock and im beginning to loss faith in it.

Darkelvis 12-08-2006 11:34 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
well, after mine runs, it's time for brakes, suspension, paint/body, finish roll cage, finish interior.....so it's a long way, but starting it will be a little victory

HondaTuner 12-08-2006 11:36 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
I hope you atleast flat-blacked the bitch, that civic was uggggly

88dx 12-08-2006 11:38 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
I dont even make $1200 in a month and i work full time :-X

Darkelvis 12-08-2006 11:42 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
I hope you atleast flat-blacked the bitch, that civic was uggggly

Nope, she's worse now. Some of the paint is the same, some of the car has been spray painted random colors, the pass rear quarter is sanded down of the original red, the hood is spray painted urban camo......it may have been "uggggly" in the past, now it's just straight up horrendous.

Darkelvis 12-08-2006 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 88dx
I dont even make $1200 in a month and i work full time :-X

That sucks. I go to school 30 hrs/wk, I work 35-45 hrs/wk and I pull in a whole lot more than that.

78NOVA 12-08-2006 11:46 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
lol yeah i know i got that alot. im not sure on paint yet but flat black is on the list of possible colors. for now primer is fine. i want my 350 a buddy is holding for me(i have half the money for it right now, rest is next week). im gonna put my top section of my 305 on for now so i can drive it and not have that horrible rod knock sound, and get the 350 heads built into 202's over the winter. while im waiting on the rest of the parts to be shipped to me for the civic and once i get it running im trading my civic for a tunnel ram system with two 500 cfm race carbs, and some cash. its a head ache to me so im just gonna get rid of it and do a HMT setup on american muscle(TA possibly, or a older s10 with a 4banger in it,which i plan to get because i need it. lol) for shits and giggles.

wlfhitman 12-08-2006 11:48 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
i work 50hrs a week m-f sat and sun off

roughly....1800-2000month for entry level for my place

HondaTuner 12-08-2006 11:52 PM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 

Originally Posted by Darkelvis
Nope, she's worse now. Some of the paint is the same, some of the car has been spray painted random colors, the pass rear quarter is sanded down of the original red, the hood is spray painted urban camo......it may have been "uggggly" in the past, now it's just straight up horrendous.

In that case we definitely need pics :y

you need an update thread too ;)

Darkelvis 12-09-2006 12:06 AM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
bumped just for you

78NOVA 12-09-2006 12:23 AM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
In that case we definitely need pics :y

you need an update thread too ;)

is this in reference to me. because if so there aint much to update......its been sitting the last 6 months but it is started each week to run for a while.

HondaTuner 12-09-2006 12:26 AM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
Umm, nope to Darkelvis.

I just wanted to see the hideous state the paint is in.

JonDouglas 12-09-2006 12:37 AM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 

Originally Posted by 78NOVA
lol yeah i know i got that alot. im not sure on paint yet but flat black is on the list of possible colors. for now primer is fine. i want my 350 a buddy is holding for me(i have half the money for it right now, rest is next week). im gonna put my top section of my 305 on for now so i can drive it and not have that horrible rod knock sound, and get the 350 heads built into 202's over the winter. while im waiting on the rest of the parts to be shipped to me for the civic and once i get it running im trading my civic for a tunnel ram system with two 500 cfm race carbs, and some cash. its a head ache to me so im just gonna get rid of it and do a HMT setup on american muscle(TA possibly, or a older s10 with a 4banger in it,which i plan to get because i need it. lol) for shits and giggles.

:-X

Hope the pistons in the 350 have some deep dishes. Ready to run premium plus ocatane booster? You will have really crisp throttle response with the 305 heads, but the compression will be pretty dan high.

Dude please tell me you aren't really gonna put a tunnel ram on that thing. Are you goin for, "the look?"

What casting are the 350 heads? It may not be worth you time to add valves that increase shrouding on top of shitty ports.

Sorry.

/of thread jack. ;D

TunerToys 12-09-2006 01:24 AM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 

Originally Posted by Darkelvis
all I need to get the car driving is clutch, ECU, map sensor, and axles. Painting it is another story. :S

And we just happen to carry all those things... :y

Congrats on the bonus!

Craig

DrSeuss 12-09-2006 03:47 AM

Re: Best fucking news ever.
 
I'm waiting on my christmas bonus. Supposedly its about 5% so ~$2k which isn't bad. I'm going to spend it on my car almost entirely.

AssHat!! 12-09-2006 04:37 AM

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you sir are a lucky man my job always ---- me on money and swears it right

SpankedYA! 12-09-2006 05:43 AM

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A nice Christmas suprise, God bless us, everyone.


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