Being my wife is fun.
Logged on to facebook today, and my wifes account is still logged in. I guess one of her friends couldn't wait to instant message me:
Amber k so I have been waiting for you so i could tell you privatley. there is this guy i was in the air force with 5:31pmKari yeah. 5:31pmAmber I was chatting with him and he asked me if i was dating anyone, i told him no, then at the end of the whole conversation this is what he sent me. I seem to have missed you, my dear. I was just looking at your photo again and thinking back to those days of working together... wondering what it might be like to taste your lips... hmmm... 5:32pmKari Are you gonna take him up on his offer? 5:32pmAmber dont know. he lives in hawaii 5:33pmKari Well, fly there. 5:33pmAmber lol. i told him I cant afford to fly to freaking hawaii he said he could help me with that 5:34pmKari Yeah, but then you'd be in debt once you got there. 5:34pmAmber lol. he would pay for everything. 5:34pmKari monetarily, yes. 5:36pmAmber I need to end this drought I am in. lol 5:36pmKari what drought? 5:36pmAmber haha. nevermind. all I can say is it has been 2 years 5:37pmKari You saw him 2 years ago? 5:37pmAmber um no nevermind. still the innocent Kari I see 5:38pmKari I'm not understanding your beating around the bush. Not sure what you're saying. 5:38pmAmber it has been 2 years since i have had sex. geez 5:38pmKari oh dang What's the big deal about that? 5:38pmAmber lol just how long it has been 5:39pmKari Well, you can still dip your trigger finger in your fun-dip ANYTIME you want, though. 5:39pmAmber hahaha. ok. i take the innocent thing back 5:39pmKari ya think? 5:40pmAmber now I do 5:41pmKari Wow, I just thought of something super funny. 5:48pmAmber what 5:48pmKari huh? 5:49pmAmber you said you just thought of something super funny 5:49pmKari Oh yea. 5:49pmAmber lol 5:50pmKari So I was thinking, wouldn't it be super duper funny if like, my husband went onto facebook, but then my account was still logged in, and this whole conversation happened while I was at work? That'd be great! Why'd I think of that? I don't know. 5:51pmAmber haha. that would be pretty funny 5:51pmKari I should be more careful about signing out. 5:51pmAmber yes. why. hmmm. this is Kari right? lol 5:52pmKari I mean, you could have just told my husband that you haven't gotten the shaft for 2 years. 5:52pmAmber haha 5:52pmKari He'd actually play along too. (I think) 5:52pmAmber great. 5:52pmKari Yeah, he's an ------- like that. 5:53pmAmber ok interesting 5:53pmKari Sometimes I want to cheat on him......with a black guy. A retarded looking black guy. 5:55pmAmber this isnt Kari huh? 5:57pmAmber oh, ---- |
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k, so your wife wants to cheat or does amber? im lost here. fb chat is gay.
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haha nice work Steve
Originally Posted by Travis
k, so your wife wants to cheat or does amber? im lost here. fb chat is gay.
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funny ----.
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That's the funniest thing I've heard all week.
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nevermind, figured it out LOL
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hah ------ steve
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That is classic, it almost deserves a place on bash.org
Well done Steve |
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zing
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I spit rum all over my keyboard. Rolling on the ------- floor. ;D
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awesome :D
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Classic
Originally Posted by Robb
I spit rum all over my keyboard. Rolling on the ------- floor. ;D
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Originally Posted by Robb
I spit rum all over my keyboard. Rolling on the ------- floor. ;D
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Pics of Wifemodes said friend.
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Originally Posted by leed
Pics of Wifemodes said friend.
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A retard looking black guy. lol. That was awesome Steve. You should of said something like "Steve and I have talked about having a threesome and were were gonna ask you if you wanted to give it a whirl? It would end your two year drought."
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thats awesome! good work
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Best thing I've read all day. Well done :6
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Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
A retard looking black guy. lol. That was awesome Steve. You should of said something like "Steve and I have talked about having a threesome and were were gonna ask you if you wanted to give it a whirl? It would end your two year drought."
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Lol that was great >:D
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Well played sir, What does the Wifemode have to say about this?
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very nice. made me laugh.
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i've said it time and time again, steve ur the man
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i bet wifemode would beat stevemode's ass if she found out :y
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Originally Posted by 1Fast68
Well played sir, What does the Wifemode have to say about this?
Originally Posted by jay
steve isnt smart enough to come up with that on his own. thats why he gets jews to write the lyrics to his raps.
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Originally Posted by schim187
i bet wifemode would beat stevemode's ass if she found out :y
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5:53pmKari Sometimes I want to cheat on him......with a black guy. A retarded looking black guy. |
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I believe there's the retarded looking, the cracked out, and the mad rare professional looking breeds of black guys. I figured the retarded looking would sound more believable.
Join me for the klan meeting this weekend!! :l |
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Yeah, cause wives who go to the drag races and shooting range for their anniversaries are so hard to deal with. :P
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pics of wifemodes friend
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you forgot the tough-guy looking black guy that dines on 40's and jailbait
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Creeping pics or ban
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Originally Posted by Loki
Best thing I've read all day. Well done :6
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Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
you forgot the tough-guy looking black guy that dines on 40's and jailbait
Oh. Thanks for reminding me. To recap, we have: 1) Retarded looking 2) Cracked out 3) Mad rare professional 4) Smoother than a nigga in a nightclub (40'z and jailbait version)
Originally Posted by apexsilver06mr
pics of wifemodes friend
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We need wife mode's cell # so we can give her a good HMT call-a-thon :6
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Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Now that I'm logged out, I can't get the pictures. Just imagine a girl who can't get a wang for 2 years.
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that was hilarious steve.
"yeah, he's an ------- like that" |
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HAHAHAHAHA
stevemode, your awesome dude |
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Originally Posted by xenocron
Was your wife the semi-hottie that would hang out with pigs so that she looked better than her friends out at da club? O0
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Originally Posted by 88dx
We need wife mode's cell # so we can give her a good HMT call-a-thon :6
Oh, and Kari, whether you call 88dx or not, I'm still tearing into that birth canal when you get home. O0 |
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