The Battleship and the Stealth Bomber
 

Well, my old friend hotrex the battleship is a long time member. He's served out the best of noob bashings, hillarious one liners, and even posted a picture of his dick. He's had sex with all your mama's, and some of your brothers, but it seems he's just not his fun loving self anymore.

Nobody wanted a piece. People prayed at thier bedsides every night to not have the battleship come into their threads, and I figured it was time for someone to give him a run. Of all things, the battleship knows about the abilities of the Stealth Bomber, and he played for a while, but the end has come. Petey and the ol' NE Kr3W couldn't even save his ship. Many times I'm sure he thought about dumping a life boat in the water, but he kept on course, going down with his ship like a WWII sea captain.

Now he lays resting on the bottom, and the Stealth Bomber only did what he was trained to do.

But on the flight home, the pilot asks himself if it was really neccessary to play with the undefeated battleship. The battleship had no blemishes to his record, but the Stealth Bomber just couldn't have victory without trying to sink the old battleship. Afterall, the battleship had a perfect record, but wasn't the best sportsman alive. The Stealth Bomber was attracted to this filthy style of fight, and couldn't help but shoot first.

At first the Bomber fired his playful 20mm cannon, instigating a little friendly competition with the battleship. The battleship returned fire with his handgun, but the bullets fell just short of it's 234,398 mile an hour target.

Suddenly, Dr. Boost came flying by in a cesna. He started firing at the battleship with a sawed off shotgun he got from the tweakers next door. The battleship was like "WTF, mate?". More and more cesna's kept joining in, seeing as how the Bomber was there to regulate, they could now get thier pent up shot in at the old thrashing battleship. They'd been waiting for years for the ship to be vulnerable to an attack they didn't have to start, and so the battleship was taking shots left and right.

Soon the cesna's ran out of gas in thier pleasurable thumping of the ship. They all returned to Lake Havesu, and the Bomber called for the KC-135 strato-tanker for fuel. He was in it for the long haul.

As the battered and bruised battleship cruised across the ocean (at 15 knots) the Stealth Bomber pounded him with laser guided bombs that hit the intended target within 3 inches on a 98.2% accuracy. The ship was taking hits, and running short of ammo. Finally, the Bomber ran out of "ordinary" weapons, and switched to the single weapon on board that he hadn't used. He commonly refered to this weapon as "Boom-Diggy". Switching to Boom-Diggy, the pilot fucken owned the battleship. The damage was unbearable, and the tip of the ship looked like it was headed to meet the titanic.

The battleship radio'd to the stealth bomber:
The bomber replied:


The air traffic control tower didn't know what to make of this jibberish, and soon he heard more:


After realizing that the worthless threats would go nowhere, and his sinking ship going under fast, the bomber reported back to the ship:



Appearantly he had, cause the bomber was sad when his old friend still hadn't snapped out of his seriousness when he made his last radio call:

The battleship went down smoother than a ------ at a night club, and the bomber started on his journey home. But after he initiated this playful dogfight with the battleship, he was saddened to see his buddy the old battleship get the big L. He felt satisfaction in knowing that he brought down the battleship that nobody could touch in it's hay-day, but he thought about the good times he had fighting side by side with the old ship.

The Bomber pilot vowed to never engage one of his own with more than freindly 20mm cannons from that day forward, no matter how much of a douchesickle his comrad became.

Flying home, the pilot got word from the coast gaurd faggots that his old friend hotrex had survived the ship wreck, and was headed back to base. The pilot went home, and later called the emotionally scarred ship captain:


Stealth Pilot: Dude, I wanted to see what you had, but I guess you got murdered. Sorry about that.

Ship Captain: /yourself fuckface.

Stealth Pilot: Ahh, come on. After all the gooks you've smoked, you can't handle the fury of the Stealth Bomber?

Ship Captain: I'm done with this.


The end.

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I think you should bail out of the oil line business and get into writing a column or short stories.That is just priceless.You are def Prez for the long haul.

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ahahaha! what the ----!? Is nosex banned again or something :D

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steve, thats fine, i have lost my sense of humor,

i no longer find anything funny, when people cross the line and try to ---- with my life beyond homemadeturbo.

i used to think everything was funny. but when guys follow me around the internet trying to ruin things i am putting a ---- ton of cash, blood sweat and tears into just because they have some type of personal problem with me that exsists on homemadeturbo, it ceases to be a game any longer.

yeah i talk some ----, yeah we all get riled up, but god damn steve, where does it end? fun is fun until you try and inflict damage on someones personal life.

ive just flat out had enough, im glad you think this ---- is hilarious, and yeah you may think you have had the last laugh, thats fine.

theres just that line steve,

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did i miss something?

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werd... i'm lost ???

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From what I've read, it seems as if Steve or someone else/other individuals is/are ------- with Hotrex outside of HMT :7 Hotrex feels that his reputation and business are being targeted :(.

I guess we have all missed something. Maybe the issue is being kept on the downlow.

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It;s ironic we share the same last name. :6
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hahah BBB, maybe you should call the IRS on him :y

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this ---- is hilarious......hotrex what did stealthy do?

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So you've never crossed the line, eh? You've been on this site for over 2 years and have bashed every single member here for no reason. You've called everyone here a ------ at least once and have been nothing but negative. Now that you have dollar signs in your eyes you realize that was dumb, but the damage you've done has left a huge mark.

Out of curiosity, if I posted a picture of your sister(on more than one occasion) with a photoshopped dick and cum on her all over the internet, would that be "crossing the line"? I mean, your sister has nothing to do with this site, right? Your sister is "outside of HomaMadeTurbo", correct? What if I told you I wacked off to pictures of your sister? Would that be "crossing the line"? What if I went around telling everybody that you're a child molester or that you're a dead beat dad? Would you consider that "crossing the line"? What if I did this on a public forum for the entire internet to read? Molesting children and not paying child support would be considered "off-topic" and "outside of HomeMadeTurbo", correct?

It works both ways.


It seems to me that for the last 2 years you've done nothing but bash other people and their posessions and now that it's time to receive some of that, you're all of the sudden "not having fun anymore". :l Take a look at some of your past posts. Go back a year or two if you think things have changed recently. You can dish it out all day long, but it seems that you can't take it. :3

I'm not trying to piss you off or argue with you anymore. We've both hit home, but I know in your eyes I'm the bad guy and you're the innocent one, but that's cool. I expected that. ;)
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yeah really, whats the deal, talk about a big ass plot hole....we need filled in

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HAHAHAH YES

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a sad day on thursday morning. :X

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Boost has got it all right, everyone talks ---- to each other, who really gives a ----? thats what makes this place what it is. Stop whining and complaining because you can knock anyone you feel like, but cry like a sissy when you get knocked. Ahh i remember the days of the first hotrex "scam" aka 3 month shipping et... You seemed to be much cooler then, did much better bashing, and didnt really give a ---- what anyone said, now someone says something and you go boohooing to everyone. Well all in all, no one forces you to come here, leave if its such a big deal, and if you dont leave, then just put up with the bullshit.

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for once in my life, im going to agree with scott 100%, everyone gives evryone ----, its the hmt way, lol. but if you feel the need to get all huffy and puffy when its dished back to you, then either stop bashing other poeple, or dont post (i know that sounds bad, but i dont know another option)

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Guys, the moral of the story is that the battleship used to love a little filthy rumble. But now that rumble could hurt the newly found cash flow, and the battleship is a changed boat. The cesna's took a couple shots outside of HMT waters, and now it's a blanket enemy policy. The bomber has decided that complete and total victory was achieved, and he's not interested in poppin caps in that ass anymore. The stealth bomber has shown his complete and total air dominance, and there's nothing left to proove. :6

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scott you havn't even been here a year yet. ::)

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yeah he has, his info was deleted or some ----

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shows how much you know ::), been here for like 2, ---- i should have like 4000 posts, probably around 5

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i seriously think Doc, Steve and Josh need to work some ---- out.. i meen now
whats been going on lately with you guys? you guys attack one another every ------- day, and its just getting old.

and i dont wanna hear any bullshit like "ahh he started it" or " ahh i didnt start it" cause its both mutual.. not just one guy, i have seen in manny cases where one of you just starts ---- with another for no reason what so ever..

get over it!
you guys think some of these guys really give a ---- about any of you? lets be honest, its just a pissing contest.. and its ------ lame :3

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he deleted his account awhile ago to see if someone would make a thread about it



Then Noel comes onto the scene. He takes a good long hit off of a marlboro, sitting behind a computer screen controling a secret high powerd laser satalite weapon left over from the regan star wars era . He takes another drag and locks stevemode in his sights. With one deadly shot stevemodes ego bomber plumits into the ocean. Only to rest beside his previous kill.

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The bomber see's these quarells as the entertainment HMT was founded on. The cesna's may have a little more emotion attached to thier attacks, but the bomber more often than not is laughing at the way his opponants ------- hurts. Nobody ever the the battleships ------- would be violated, but when it was, it was an all time entertainment high for the bomber.

After all the playful and sometimes hurtfull attacks by the battleship, in the end he switched it up and demanded the respect that for years he has denied everyone else.

The question is, is the bomber just a filthy aggressive attacker, using the boom-diggy recklessly, or has the battleship forgot is roots and become more sensative than an 8 year old school girl? If the battleship is in fact demanding respect that he has never offered before, and taking everything as a personal attack, than how can the rest of the fleet satisfy his new found self respect other than completely kissing his ass?

Stay tuned to find out if the fleet is Doooooooooooomed.................................. .

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HEY, RAWR. I'M TELLIN' THE STORY FUCKO. >:(

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28 replies and Hotrex hasnt turned it into a race hate thread :o

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>:D

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I'm telling you.....he's a changed man. :6
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i think the stealth bomber is gonna drop a 500 megaton napalm bomb here pretty soon

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The bomber has recognized the battleships defeat. Although the sensitive nature of the battleship could take this story as a 500 megaton napalm bomb. You just never know.

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AHHHH-----THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES

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when will the fun ever stop

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Yeah, but gosh darn if it aint some funny ---- to read in the morning.

"Dave to Jeff Frank tower, scramble the search and rescue"

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negative ghostrider the pattern is full

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I didn't read the story but I guess CCfab is going to have to start paying taxes soon? :l

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I just read Dr Boost post and he pretty much hit the mark there.

Hope you guys work your ---- out though.