MikeJ-2009

Well, my old friend hotrex the battleship is a long time member. He's served out the best of noob bashings, hillarious one liners, and even posted a picture of his dick. He's had sex with all your mama's, and some of your brothers, but it seems he's just not his fun loving self anymore.

Nobody wanted a piece. People prayed at thier bedsides every night to not have the battleship come into their threads, and I figured it was time for someone to give him a run. Of all things, the battleship knows about the abilities of the Stealth Bomber, and he played for a while, but the end has come. Petey and the ol' NE Kr3W couldn't even save his ship. Many times I'm sure he thought about dumping a life boat in the water, but he kept on course, going down with his ship like a WWII sea captain.

Now he lays resting on the bottom, and the Stealth Bomber only did what he was trained to do.

But on the flight home, the pilot asks himself if it was really neccessary to play with the undefeated battleship. The battleship had no blemishes to his record, but the Stealth Bomber just couldn't have victory without trying to sink the old battleship. Afterall, the battleship had a perfect record, but wasn't the best sportsman alive. The Stealth Bomber was attracted to this filthy style of fight, and couldn't help but shoot first.

At first the Bomber fired his playful 20mm cannon, instigating a little friendly competition with the battleship. The battleship returned fire with his handgun, but the bullets fell just short of it's 234,398 mile an hour target.

Suddenly, Dr. Boost came flying by in a cesna. He started firing at the battleship with a sawed off shotgun he got from the tweakers next door. The battleship was like "WTF, mate?". More and more cesna's kept joining in, seeing as how the Bomber was there to regulate, they could now get thier pent up shot in at the old thrashing battleship. They'd been waiting for years for the ship to be vulnerable to an attack they didn't have to start, and so the battleship was taking shots left and right.

Soon the cesna's ran out of gas in thier pleasurable thumping of the ship. They all returned to Lake Havesu, and the Bomber called for the KC-135 strato-tanker for fuel. He was in it for the long haul.

As the battered and bruised battleship cruised across the ocean (at 15 knots) the Stealth Bomber pounded him with laser guided bombs that hit the intended target within 3 inches on a 98.2% accuracy. The ship was taking hits, and running short of ammo. Finally, the Bomber ran out of "ordinary" weapons, and switched to the single weapon on board that he hadn't used. He commonly refered to this weapon as "Boom-Diggy". Switching to Boom-Diggy, the pilot fucken owned the battleship. The damage was unbearable, and the tip of the ship looked like it was headed to meet the titanic.

The battleship radio'd to the stealth bomber:
The bomber replied:


The air traffic control tower didn't know what to make of this jibberish, and soon he heard more:


After realizing that the worthless threats would go nowhere, and his sinking ship going under fast, the bomber reported back to the ship:



Appearantly he had, cause the bomber was sad when his old friend still hadn't snapped out of his seriousness when he made his last radio call:

The battleship went down smoother than a ------ at a night club, and the bomber started on his journey home. But after he initiated this playful dogfight with the battleship, he was saddened to see his buddy the old battleship get the big L. He felt satisfaction in knowing that he brought down the battleship that nobody could touch in it's hay-day, but he thought about the good times he had fighting side by side with the old ship.

The Bomber pilot vowed to never engage one of his own with more than freindly 20mm cannons from that day forward, no matter how much of a douchesickle his comrad became.

Flying home, the pilot got word from the coast gaurd ******* that his old friend hotrex had survived the ship wreck, and was headed back to base. The pilot went home, and later called the emotionally scarred ship captain:


Stealth Pilot: Dude, I wanted to see what you had, but I guess you got murdered. Sorry about that.

Ship Captain: /yourself fuckface.

Stealth Pilot: Ahh, come on. After all the gooks you've smoked, you can't handle the fury of the Stealth Bomber?

Ship Captain: I'm done with this.


The end.

90dx

I think you should bail out of the oil line business and get into writing a column or short stories.That is just priceless.You are def Prez for the long haul.

MikeJ-2009

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AgentMurdoc

ahahaha! what the ----!? Is nosex banned again or something

hotrex

steve, thats fine, i have lost my sense of humor,

i no longer find anything funny, when people cross the line and try to ---- with my life beyond homemadeturbo.

i used to think everything was funny. but when guys follow me around the internet trying to ruin things i am putting a ---- ton of cash, blood sweat and tears into just because they have some type of personal problem with me that exsists on homemadeturbo, it ceases to be a game any longer.

yeah i talk some ----, yeah we all get riled up, but god damn steve, where does it end? fun is fun until you try and inflict damage on someones personal life.

ive just flat out had enough, im glad you think this ---- is hilarious, and yeah you may think you have had the last laugh, thats fine.

theres just that line steve,

crx2fast

did i miss something?

AgentMurdoc

werd... i'm lost

NBLKID

HondaTuner

StanB

From what I've read, it seems as if Steve or someone else/other individuals is/are ------- with Hotrex outside of HMT Hotrex feels that his reputation and business are being targeted .

I guess we have all missed something. Maybe the issue is being kept on the downlow.