Re: anYone gone to prison before? felons?
 

eh, hope your ---- gets straightened out... but if you do go to jail talk about how you have aids and all these other diseases... lol... yeah so good luck

Re: anYone gone to prison before? felons?
 

a dude i kno went to country for 10 days cuz he didnt wanna pay to get outta a dui, he said learn to play cards, cuz inmates bet food when they play cards, then you cn have alot of food....i dunno, hes fucked up, but hey just tell em to use vasoline...

Re: anYone gone to prison before? felons?
 

if that`s some ---- you didn`t do (or did u :-X), fight for it, get a lawer/witness or whatever.
worry about going to jail only when it comes

Re: anYone gone to prison before? felons?
 

holy ---- that cracked me up. that's ------- funny.

'i call your gummi bear and raise you a skittle.'

bahahaha

Re: anYone gone to prison before? felons?
 

find some people to group with, and beat someone up asap. just make sure the guy you beat up isn't in a gang with others.

also works best if the guy you beat up is a pedophile and likes to run his mouth. prison guards will like you too.

Re: anYone gone to prison before? felons?
 

lear karate, especially hwo to defend from attacks from behind. and get used to making collect calls

Re: anYone gone to prison before? felons?
 

well, get oranges, and a few pop bottles. put the orange peels in the bottles, and i mean lots, and you'll have some home brew alchohol. also, depending on your cell block, if one of your buddies gets dogged and there's blood, your block has to clean it. dont mouth of other guys, and if u can, sleep all day, and stay up all night. your best bet would be to find the biggest guy and be friends with him, that way you wont get raped.

Re: anYone gone to prison before? felons?
 

To be honest if your going to prison w/ your style your gonna get worked, enjoy :)

Re: anYone gone to prison before? felons?
 

fill your ass hole with dope before you go, you can be the prison dope dealer, hahahaha.

Re: anYone gone to prison before? felons?
 

Damn sry to hear. U should do your best to clear your name. If u do end up in prison dont be a bitch. Some ppl will try to test u, so toughen up and dont let them push u around. And getting down w/ a crew/gang isnt going to always help u. Dont trust anybody i dont care if they lived next door to your house 5 years ago. Keep to yourself and dont run your damn mouth off like u do up in here in there. Think about some kind of schooling they got in there to keep your mind busy.