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SkunT 06-28-2004 07:53 PM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Originally Posted by Whitey
Well she came early. She's from the Ukraine or United Kindom or some country that starts with a U, I wasn't really listening.


She gets the 18 beer Whitey approval, but I have high standards. The good news is, is that she's not a fat bitch, she's nice, she's not annoying and she's also an engineer so it'll really help me out.


I guess the saying's true, don't ---- where you eat.

this thread is now useless without pictures!!!

B16Drag 06-28-2004 07:56 PM

Re:*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 
If its 18 beers, its pretty much "shes ugly but glad she not fat and aint stinky up the bathroom..."


1337 06-28-2004 08:00 PM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Originally Posted by stingray
yo whitey, im close to state college, thumbs up for a hot chick

lol.. i got my own abortion clinic..

"Welcome to Stingray's abortion clinic, you rape em we scrap em, no festus can beat us"...


Originally Posted by Dr.Boost

Originally Posted by Whitey
Also what I am supposed to do, say "Hey I need to take a picture of you so I can post it on the internet so people can judge your bangability."

Well,.....yeah. :P Tell her it's part of the move in process because the last roommate you had stole all your ---- and you want a good face shot just incase it happens again.


Dr Boost: Where's that pic of your HM abortion kit? That's always a good laugh.
Here ya go. ;)
http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...2/49814197.jpg

With respect enough for human life i tried to keep it in but man that is some of the funniest ---- so far. Surpasses the 3 fast 3 furious movies :X

crx2fast 06-28-2004 08:01 PM

Re:*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 
so whitey you gota give us something to think about here. who doese she look like that we all would know? what the scale level 1-10. 10 being the best. and get some ------ pictures of this ----- already >:( ;D

street_kings 06-28-2004 08:09 PM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 
BUAHAHHA....that's ------- great, but sooooo wrong.. :P

14Bn4G 06-28-2004 08:16 PM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Originally Posted by Whitey
I knew the pics would come up but I don't have a digital camera. :-\ Also what I am supposed to do, say "Hey I need to take a picture of you so I can post it on the internet so people can judge your bangability."

What ur supposed to do is go to the pawn shop and buy a used digital camcorder, hide that bi@tch in the closet, then.....lights, camera, ACTION!!

quadnie 06-28-2004 08:25 PM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Originally Posted by Whitey
I guess the saying's true, don't ---- where you eat.

I guess I'm right on this one.



Good kit ya got there doc. It was funny cause a while ago I had some beer bottles and a hanger laying out by the cryo tank and my sister had a friend over and he was asking if someone was doing an abortion at home.

Anti-NA 06-28-2004 10:06 PM

Re:*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 
"bangability", best new word ever.

blackcivic44 06-28-2004 11:23 PM

Re:*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 
what apartment complex you in man? i go there and i'll be up there for arts fest most likely

Slo_crx1 06-29-2004 06:11 AM

Re:*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 
Hehe...the apartment right under mine just went up for rent and two girls got the lease on it i think. They're not too bad lookin, the one would take a few beers though. Just my luck they're probably lesbians...but who know's...if they are, maybe i could make a few movies ;)
Oh, and good luck whitey :-\


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