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Anti-NA 06-27-2004 08:55 PM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 
ugly or not you know you're gonna bang that bus at some point. That's how things are, it's in our blood. But for now, i wish you luck.

quadnie 06-27-2004 11:20 PM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 
I've had female roommates in the past. The key is to ---- their friends, not them.. but if it's short term, who gives a ----. For all you know she could be a really hot lesbian or already in a serious relationship. Goodluck - post some damn pics ;)

BLUEHATCH 06-28-2004 12:40 AM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 
---- man even if that biaaatch is FAT and ugly, you'll be like "no ------ way", one night you'll come home waisted and look at that bitch and be like "well maybe she's not THAT bad" and hit it, or she be like "OOOHHH, this is my chance, I got to take advantage of that drunk nigga, it is now or never" and either way you'll get FUCKED... HAHA ;D

RENR 06-28-2004 12:42 AM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Originally Posted by BLUEHATCH
---- man even if that biaaatch is FAT and ugly, you'll be like "no ------ way", one night you'll come home waisted and look at that bitch and be like "well maybe she's not THAT bad" and hit it, or she be like "OOOHHH, this is my chance, I got to take advantage of that drunk nigga, it is now or never" and either way you'll get FUCKED... HAHA ;D


dont get her pregnant :-\

OnYx 06-28-2004 12:56 AM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 
dont get her pregnant or end up with 40 STD's like most chicks that like to sleep around are like. its proberly wiser just to no do anything with her . you would be dumb as hell to ---- her.

B18B_CIVIC 06-28-2004 12:58 AM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 
I am taking bets!... ;D

$20 if shes hot!
$20 is shes ugly!

whos in? I take visa, master-card, and checks...

I say shes hot! and if shes hot you gots to ---- her! and make a video which then will be sent to my home address where I will make millions of copies, and sell it on ebay then totaly ruin her future of what ever the ---- she wants to be and become rich from it.... ;D

nigga w00t!... 8) :P

R-MAK 06-28-2004 01:29 AM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 
IDB

Doofnoil 06-28-2004 02:32 AM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 
depends on what year she is, anything under junior and her parents will be all over you, anything over junior and the pickins get slim. hehe

SkunT 06-28-2004 10:16 AM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 
:train on: choo choo.... choo chooo......:train off:


I would treat that as if it were a slip-n-slide. you know shes thinkin the same thing.

Reddy 06-28-2004 02:44 PM

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 
Well tomorrow is D-Day. We should start a poll on weather she'll be hot or not.


Condoms or Dr. Boost's home made abortion kit would take care of any "accidents." And as for STD's, just watch out for bumps and discharges and you'll be fine.


I'll give you the hotness ratings or the "how many beer's till she's fuckable" rating tomorrow.


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