*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 

Right now I'm at Penn State and I'm subleasing an Apartment. I just found out today from the kid that I'm subleasing the place from that I'm getting a new roomate who's a chick. She's moving in on Tuesday and I have no idea what she looks like or any info on her. Hopefully its some hot chick and not some ugly fat bitch. I'm so anxious to see what she looks like It feels like I'm waiting to see if I'm going to win the lottery or not.

Wish me luck and if she's hot she'll be seeing my oh face.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

:thumbup: for hot bitches

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Lol


Roommates of the opposite sex are often times easier to get along with....Good luck!

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

hopefully she is a canadate for the homemadeturbo thong!!!

i hope you hit it

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Take pictures BIATCH! ;D

Most of the time girl roommates are easier to get along with BUT then again that is SOMETIMES! haha =)

Dont expect too much buddy. Even if she ends up being ok or bad looking, always be nice to them because you know what they say... "Shes got friends..."

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

I've had female roommates in the past man. Word to the wise, don't ---- her. Don't screw up the place that you live cause when things go bad, someone will have to move.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

I really hope she's hot but if she's ugly than she'll probably have hot friends becuase we all know how hot chicks like to have some ugly friends around them to make themselves feel better and look better.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Good luck whitey...hope shes not a toad :o

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

I'm only subleasing this place for the summer session so I'm out to my new apartment in mid August so if she's hot the Whitey Love machine will be operating at full boost.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Amen to that...

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

ugly or not you know you're gonna bang that bus at some point. That's how things are, it's in our blood. But for now, i wish you luck.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

I've had female roommates in the past. The key is to ---- their friends, not them.. but if it's short term, who gives a ----. For all you know she could be a really hot lesbian or already in a serious relationship. Goodluck - post some damn pics ;)

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

---- man even if that biaaatch is FAT and ugly, you'll be like "no ------ way", one night you'll come home waisted and look at that bitch and be like "well maybe she's not THAT bad" and hit it, or she be like "OOOHHH, this is my chance, I got to take advantage of that drunk nigga, it is now or never" and either way you'll get FUCKED... HAHA ;D

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

dont get her pregnant :-\

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

dont get her pregnant or end up with 40 STD's like most chicks that like to sleep around are like. its proberly wiser just to no do anything with her . you would be dumb as hell to ---- her.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

I am taking bets!... ;D

$20 if shes hot!
$20 is shes ugly!

whos in? I take visa, master-card, and checks...

I say shes hot! and if shes hot you gots to ---- her! and make a video which then will be sent to my home address where I will make millions of copies, and sell it on ebay then totaly ruin her future of what ever the ---- she wants to be and become rich from it.... ;D

nigga w00t!... 8) :P

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

depends on what year she is, anything under junior and her parents will be all over you, anything over junior and the pickins get slim. hehe

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

:train on: choo choo.... choo chooo......:train off:


I would treat that as if it were a slip-n-slide. you know shes thinkin the same thing.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Well tomorrow is D-Day. We should start a poll on weather she'll be hot or not.


Condoms or Dr. Boost's home made abortion kit would take care of any "accidents." And as for STD's, just watch out for bumps and discharges and you'll be fine.


I'll give you the hotness ratings or the "how many beer's till she's fuckable" rating tomorrow.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

yo whitey, im close to state college, thumbs up for a hot chick

lol.. i got my own abortion clinic..

"Welcome to Stingray's abortion clinic, you rape em we scrap em, no festus can beat us"...

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

tommorow this thread will be worthless without pictures!

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

that is the single most hilarious thing I've read all year stingray. ;D

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

well now its official

whitey's a lesbian

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Damn, I want a female roommate. :( I might have to start looking for a nice piece of ass.,....er, I mean a nice young girl to share my bed with..., er I mean rent a room to. I can only see it turning out bad though. I almost moved in with one of my old girlfriends. It was strange because I thought we were moving into the same room, but she had other plans. ??? That was a rather large red flag. ::)


We want some pics of this hog whitey. :P
__________________
Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

I knew the pics would come up but I don't have a digital camera. :-\ Also what I am supposed to do, say "Hey I need to take a picture of you so I can post it on the internet so people can judge your bangability."


Dr Boost: Where's that pic of your HM abortion kit? That's always a good laugh.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Well,.....yeah. :P Tell her it's part of the move in process because the last roommate you had stole all your ---- and you want a good face shot just incase it happens again.

Here ya go. ;)
http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL564...2/49814197.jpg
__________________
Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

holy eff. that is amazing, i laughed my ass off at work.
Im gonna sig that.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

I'm surprise you drink Hienies, I was expecting Budlight or something along that line.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Well she came early. She's from the Ukraine or United Kindom or some country that starts with a U, I wasn't really listening.


She gets the 18 beer Whitey approval, but I have high standards. The good news is, is that she's not a fat bitch, she's nice, she's not annoying and she's also an engineer so it'll really help me out.


I guess the saying's true, don't ---- where you eat.

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

Re:*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 

If its 18 beers, its pretty much "shes ugly but glad she not fat and aint stinky up the bathroom..."

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

With respect enough for human life i tried to keep it in but man that is some of the funniest ---- so far. Surpasses the 3 fast 3 furious movies :X

Re:*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 

so whitey you gota give us something to think about here. who doese she look like that we all would know? what the scale level 1-10. 10 being the best. and get some ------ pictures of this ----- already >:( ;D

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

BUAHAHHA....that's ------- great, but sooooo wrong.. :P

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

What ur supposed to do is go to the pawn shop and buy a used digital camcorder, hide that bi@tch in the closet, then.....lights, camera, ACTION!!

Re:I'm getting a female roomate
 

I guess I'm right on this one.



Good kit ya got there doc. It was funny cause a while ago I had some beer bottles and a hanger laying out by the cryo tank and my sister had a friend over and he was asking if someone was doing an abortion at home.

Re:*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 

"bangability", best new word ever.

Re:*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 

what apartment complex you in man? i go there and i'll be up there for arts fest most likely

Re:*Update* 'm getting a female roomate
 

Hehe...the apartment right under mine just went up for rent and two girls got the lease on it i think. They're not too bad lookin, the one would take a few beers though. Just my luck they're probably lesbians...but who know's...if they are, maybe i could make a few movies ;)
Oh, and good luck whitey :-\