Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

get her to suck your off and swallow. its helps break down complex food molecules

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

Start going to the gym and get her to go with you.

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

give her a GM car to drive, that pile of ---- will be broke down so much she will have to walk most of the time.

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

I'd be more than happy to give her some personal training. She won't be the same when we're done bud :y

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

do
{
When you eat together, eat less than her. She will thinks she is eating a lot. Say something about it.
}
while
{
She is gaining weight.
}

She will probably be complexed about it :D

Another thing you can say is: "Are you pregant??" But get out your ass fast!

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

shes ------- hot. I'd piss in her ---- hole fo sho!

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

Just step your game up and she will follow.

Start eating better, working out etc. but don't say anything about it. She will join in, women are stupid like that.

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

worked wonderfully

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

Hasn't worked for me so far. I've been going to the gym and jiu jitsu club practice and eating better and ---- and she's like "tomorrow I'm starting my diet" or "I need to go to the gym." Oooookaaay so do it!