*need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

my girlfriend is really hot, nice legs NICE ASS nice arms hot face and Perky C boobs, but she likes to eat alot when we go out to eat, and then she gets a belly afterwards, and its funny cuz shes this skinny ass girl with a belly.

so what can i do to make her not get fat, like feed her lots of sugar, or take her somewhere, i need plans to help secretley implicate her to lose wieght without her noticing what im doing (and no im not getting her hooked on coke)

* i will get pics in a sec

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how to I make her stop
 

Everytime you eat out, go home and ---- for an hour.

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how to I make her stop
 

as long as she's not actually gaining the weight then there's no problem.. that means her metabolism is working properly and she should eat how she wants.

if she is gaining weight then quit being a pansy and say something; tell her to jog in the morning or something.

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how to I make her stop
 

no i think she is gaining a little weight, but she gets pissed if i say anything.

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Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how to I make her stop
 

---- man, not bad..If you plan on being with her for a while, do something about it. Even if she burns it off now, it will catch up to her. Start degrading her, calling her fat and make her self conscious about her weight, bulemia and and anoerexia will both do a good job of helping her maintain a healthy weight. You can always do what i do when you think they are going for too much and say, "You aren't gonna eat all that are you?" in your sweetest voice.

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i always say if i meet and fall in love with a girl (which hopefully i dont ---- that) that if she were ever to gain a large amount of weight i would simpply take her to the mall more, and eat at home. mall = walking. tell her you want to go to the beach and walk or some ----. not hard really. either that or just shoot the ---- outta her self esteem. tell her she is a fat slut and needs to loose weight. :y

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

sex 10-15times a day sould do the trick :P Mabey tell her U want to get into shape and get her to go to the gym with you.

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

hahahaha it all depends on how you feel about her.... now the funny advice on here is great


slit her throat so all the food she eats oozes out....... sneak exlax chocolate bars into her diet.. iuse a soldering torch to melt the exlax logo in the chocolates so she doesnt know what it is.... etcetc



really... ---- it.. if you like her enough ( love? ---- ima get flamed) as long as the bitch doesnt gain llike 30 lbs dont sweat it



otherwise.... tell her youre worried about her health and wellbeing.. and you want her to live a long and healthy life... so she should jog with you.. so shes healthy... (and doesnt turn into ------ jabba the hut)

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

kill yourself for being an asshat

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

send her to my house for some therapy and one on one counseling.