*need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

my girlfriend is really hot, nice legs NICE ASS nice arms hot face and Perky C boobs, but she likes to eat alot when we go out to eat, and then she gets a belly afterwards, and its funny cuz shes this skinny ass girl with a belly.

so what can i do to make her not get fat, like feed her lots of sugar, or take her somewhere, i need plans to help secretley implicate her to lose wieght without her noticing what im doing (and no im not getting her hooked on coke)

* i will get pics in a sec

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Everytime you eat out, go home and ---- for an hour.

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how to I make her stop
 

as long as she's not actually gaining the weight then there's no problem.. that means her metabolism is working properly and she should eat how she wants.

if she is gaining weight then quit being a pansy and say something; tell her to jog in the morning or something.

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no i think she is gaining a little weight, but she gets pissed if i say anything.

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---- man, not bad..If you plan on being with her for a while, do something about it. Even if she burns it off now, it will catch up to her. Start degrading her, calling her fat and make her self conscious about her weight, bulemia and and anoerexia will both do a good job of helping her maintain a healthy weight. You can always do what i do when you think they are going for too much and say, "You aren't gonna eat all that are you?" in your sweetest voice.

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i always say if i meet and fall in love with a girl (which hopefully i dont ---- that) that if she were ever to gain a large amount of weight i would simpply take her to the mall more, and eat at home. mall = walking. tell her you want to go to the beach and walk or some ----. not hard really. either that or just shoot the ---- outta her self esteem. tell her she is a fat slut and needs to loose weight. :y

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sex 10-15times a day sould do the trick :P Mabey tell her U want to get into shape and get her to go to the gym with you.

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hahahaha it all depends on how you feel about her.... now the funny advice on here is great


slit her throat so all the food she eats oozes out....... sneak exlax chocolate bars into her diet.. iuse a soldering torch to melt the exlax logo in the chocolates so she doesnt know what it is.... etcetc



really... ---- it.. if you like her enough ( love? ---- ima get flamed) as long as the bitch doesnt gain llike 30 lbs dont sweat it



otherwise.... tell her youre worried about her health and wellbeing.. and you want her to live a long and healthy life... so she should jog with you.. so shes healthy... (and doesnt turn into ------ jabba the hut)

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kill yourself for being an asshat

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

send her to my house for some therapy and one on one counseling.

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get her to suck your off and swallow. its helps break down complex food molecules

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Start going to the gym and get her to go with you.

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give her a GM car to drive, that pile of ---- will be broke down so much she will have to walk most of the time.

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I'd be more than happy to give her some personal training. She won't be the same when we're done bud :y

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do
{
When you eat together, eat less than her. She will thinks she is eating a lot. Say something about it.
}
while
{
She is gaining weight.
}

She will probably be complexed about it :D

Another thing you can say is: "Are you pregant??" But get out your ass fast!

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shes ------- hot. I'd piss in her ---- hole fo sho!

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Just step your game up and she will follow.

Start eating better, working out etc. but don't say anything about it. She will join in, women are stupid like that.

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worked wonderfully

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Hasn't worked for me so far. I've been going to the gym and jiu jitsu club practice and eating better and ---- and she's like "tomorrow I'm starting my diet" or "I need to go to the gym." Oooookaaay so do it!

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make it easy for her, ask her to go running with you
tell her you want to spend more time together and you think working out together would be fun and bring you closer
then give her a dirty sanchez

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Dump her ass. She's just going to spend all of your money when you get out of college :3

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Nice avatar: http://www.zylosbackyard.com/suprafo...ad/20p61i1.gif


Start making references to girls that are around her size that are pudgy. Say something about how they should loose a few pounds etc etc. Also is it just me or is her head shaped weird?

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Its you. ;D She look to have a very round head, but its because she have hair on the back.

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No matter what you decide, get it straight with her now, if weight is an issue, let her know. After you are married, it's too late. Also make it know that you'll be expecting her to keep it off during pregnancy, and not use that as an excuse to plump up. Be honest now, or be prepared to hold your tongue for the rest of your life.

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wtf :o

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was replying to this

Re: *need help! My girlfriend eats too much, how do I make her stop
 

I told my old lady if she got fat I wouldn't hang out with her anymore :P

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Call her a piggy, like i do my girl.It didn't help but i get a laugh. :6

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dont buy her any more food

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make fun of her... belive it or not making fun of girls has got me everything I ever wanted in a relationship, subtlety is the key dont over do it

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Youre weird, my girl weighs 96lbs.... I told her countless times to eat more. Now i just ---- fat girls and tell her about it. Bitch is at taco bell everynight...