txdohczc

when i was 17and 18 i worked at an italian restaraunt and they would always come in and say and I quote

Tom-Guy

You should have told them New York is not Italy. American-Italian isn't Italian, either.

jinxy

I've never had italians get mouthy with me in NYC. Although, I'm some sort of towering, cornfed, midwesterner, giant there.

If you are above 5'8" and want to feel like the Jolly Green Giant, go walk around NYC for a few hours.

Oscar

I ------- hate New Yorkers.

Anyways, Florida IS horrible for the non English speaking ----------ers. Puerto Ricans and Cubans **** me off the most. How can you live in such a big city and not know a word of ------- English?

OH and for the record, this is the dumbest ---- I've EVER ------- heard and it came out of a puerto ricans mouth just yesterday after I had tuned a car on the dyno..."you should get an ITR main relay. It has a better spray pattern"

He also told me that an h22 was not strong enough for such a heavy car like an accord. An LSV(as he called it) would be much faster and would beat everyone.
I couldn't do anything but walk away. Puerto Ricans come up with the stupidest ---- on this ------- earth.

Scott-EP

ITR main relays give higher fuel pressure, you didnt know that?

Tom-Guy

ITR main relays increase the chance of a **** lining up with your -------, didn't you know that?

45psi

yeah, so i thought about it, and im not gonna move to florida.