nasty roommates
01-10-2005, 12:46 PM
#21
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Re:nasty roommates
Originally Posted by jagojon3
My girlfriend got pissed at me and left, he hardly tried to fight back. He didn't really clean up because he's just messy in general but he was more respectful of my ---- and thought twice before he did something stupid when I was in the room. In any event you could say I owned the ---- outta him.
01-10-2005, 01:25 PM
#23
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Re:nasty roommates
Jesus man, that must have been really awkward afterwards.. haha
I like the snow shovel idea. Effortless and effective.
Find out something that really pisses him off, and keep doing it. Then tell him you'll stop if he picks up his ----.
I like the snow shovel idea. Effortless and effective.
Find out something that really pisses him off, and keep doing it. Then tell him you'll stop if he picks up his ----.
01-10-2005, 04:16 PM
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Re:nasty roommates
Haha, I've been meaning to make a post like this for a while now. 
Today is trash day. The garage was fuckign full of trash bags and pizza boxes and ---- because I decided to try to teach my dirty *** roommate a lesson. He refuses to take the fuckign trash to the curb. It's like a 2 minute job at most and he can't seem to figure it out. I end up getting sick of not being able to walk around the garage so I always have to bring the ---- down. He always says "Oh, I was going to do it, but I forgot and by the time I remembered it was too late".
The kitchen counter is fuckign disgusting. He has never cleaned the counter and I'm sick oif cleaning it so I'm not going to do it anymore. It can grow hairy ---- for all I care. I won't clean up after a pig anymore.
He orders pizza like 3 times a day. No bullshit. He leaves the pizza box in the oven with the oven set at 200 degrees for days before he replaces it with a new one. He says it keeps it fresh. I think it's the biggest ------- waste of money. Yeah, let's leave the oven on all week which is going to cost us $50 extra a month in electricity to save a ------- $10 pizza.
Today I come home from work pissed off because I had to work in this god damn rain and the heater is set at 90 fuckiogn degrees. You can almost see steam coming out of the house when you open the door. Why is the ------- heater set at 90 degrees? It wasn't too logn ago that I had to close all the vents in my room because the air was on and I couldn't handle sleeping in sub-40 degree weather.
The living room carpet is fuckign wrecked because that's where the slob used to eat. It's so ------- nasty. He moved his operation into his room and now the carpet in his room is fucked up beyond belief. His alarm was going off the other day when I got home and I walked in to turn it off......I don't know how someone can live in that ----. Garbae and pizza boxes and soda cans and bags of weed and spilled bongs and dirty clothes and a nasty *** smell. It is so ------- nasty in there. He also leaves his TV on all day long. He leaves every light in the house on all day and all night long. I'm constantly turning lights off behind him. Alot of the bulbs have blown out because they are on 24/7 so that's helping me out a little. I'm so ------- sick of it.
He uses the garage door opener NO MATTER WHAT. It probbaly costs us like $40 a month in electricty to operate the garage door opener because it's up and down like 75 times a day. He doesn't even park his truck in the garage, yet he feels he has to go in and out of that door everytime, NO MATTER WHAT. If he wanted to go out in the backyard he would open the garage door to do it, even though that's the longest way possible.
His pile of ---- truck leaks oil like a mother ****** and he parks the pile of ---- all over the driveway. The driveway is covered in oil now.
He punched a hole in the wall like 4 motnhs ago because he lost $10 playing poker online. Since then he has lost like $500 and has yet to fix the hole.
My security deposit is fucked. Everything is in my name. I could go on and on and on about other ---- that pisses me off, but I'll end it now before I have to shoot someone.
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Today is trash day. The garage was fuckign full of trash bags and pizza boxes and ---- because I decided to try to teach my dirty *** roommate a lesson. He refuses to take the fuckign trash to the curb. It's like a 2 minute job at most and he can't seem to figure it out. I end up getting sick of not being able to walk around the garage so I always have to bring the ---- down. He always says "Oh, I was going to do it, but I forgot and by the time I remembered it was too late".
The kitchen counter is fuckign disgusting. He has never cleaned the counter and I'm sick oif cleaning it so I'm not going to do it anymore. It can grow hairy ---- for all I care. I won't clean up after a pig anymore.
He orders pizza like 3 times a day. No bullshit. He leaves the pizza box in the oven with the oven set at 200 degrees for days before he replaces it with a new one. He says it keeps it fresh. I think it's the biggest ------- waste of money. Yeah, let's leave the oven on all week which is going to cost us $50 extra a month in electricity to save a ------- $10 pizza.
Today I come home from work pissed off because I had to work in this god damn rain and the heater is set at 90 fuckiogn degrees. You can almost see steam coming out of the house when you open the door. Why is the ------- heater set at 90 degrees? It wasn't too logn ago that I had to close all the vents in my room because the air was on and I couldn't handle sleeping in sub-40 degree weather.
The living room carpet is fuckign wrecked because that's where the slob used to eat. It's so ------- nasty. He moved his operation into his room and now the carpet in his room is fucked up beyond belief. His alarm was going off the other day when I got home and I walked in to turn it off......I don't know how someone can live in that ----. Garbae and pizza boxes and soda cans and bags of weed and spilled bongs and dirty clothes and a nasty *** smell. It is so ------- nasty in there. He also leaves his TV on all day long. He leaves every light in the house on all day and all night long. I'm constantly turning lights off behind him. Alot of the bulbs have blown out because they are on 24/7 so that's helping me out a little. I'm so ------- sick of it.
He uses the garage door opener NO MATTER WHAT. It probbaly costs us like $40 a month in electricty to operate the garage door opener because it's up and down like 75 times a day. He doesn't even park his truck in the garage, yet he feels he has to go in and out of that door everytime, NO MATTER WHAT. If he wanted to go out in the backyard he would open the garage door to do it, even though that's the longest way possible.
His pile of ---- truck leaks oil like a mother ****** and he parks the pile of ---- all over the driveway. The driveway is covered in oil now.
He punched a hole in the wall like 4 motnhs ago because he lost $10 playing poker online. Since then he has lost like $500 and has yet to fix the hole.
My security deposit is fucked. Everything is in my name. I could go on and on and on about other ---- that pisses me off, but I'll end it now before I have to shoot someone.
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01-10-2005, 04:26 PM
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Re:nasty roommates
If it hasn't been mentioned already, I say, just start throwing their ---- away that they leave around. Clothes, wallets, cellphones, etc. You could hide this stuff if you don't like the idea of possibly having to pay them back some day.
The best option is to just find somewhere else to live IMO.
The best option is to just find somewhere else to live IMO.
01-10-2005, 04:27 PM
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Re:nasty roommates
Originally Posted by chris
This is why I pay to live alone. 700 a month for a 1bdrm has a garage though is alot but my sanity is worth more than saving a couple hundred bucks a month.
The only upside is I have a big garage.I don't know how to get out of it now. What do I say? I'm waiting for him to move or something, but I don't think it's going to happen.
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01-10-2005, 07:34 PM
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Re:nasty roommates
I use to have a girl roommate that was lazy as a guy before. When I moved out I was thinking about pouring some hair remover into her shampoo......
You should try that. He won't know and it grows back anyway........even if it doesn't, there's no harm done...........
You should try that. He won't know and it grows back anyway........even if it doesn't, there's no harm done...........
01-10-2005, 07:36 PM
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Re:nasty roommates
Originally Posted by Turboman
I use to have a girl roommate that was lazy as a guy before. When I moved out I was thinking about pouring some hair remover into her shampoo......
You should try that. He won't know and it grows back anyway........even if it doesn't, there's no harm done...........
You should try that. He won't know and it grows back anyway........even if it doesn't, there's no harm done...........
Hmmmmm....he's already worried about losing his hair....
The A/C is on now. Go figure. The heater was on 90 all day and now the A/C is on 60.
The garage door has been opened about 7 times since I have been home. EDIT: The kitchen lights are on, the front outside lights are on, the lights in his room are on and his TV is on.......and he isn't even here.
God ------- damn it that pisses me off. 
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