---- my life
02-13-2009, 04:52 PM
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---- my life
Ive searched and as far as I know this isnt a repost
http://www.fmylife.com/
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my ***** were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dads words of wisdom were "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML
http://www.fmylife.com/
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my ***** were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dads words of wisdom were "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML
02-13-2009, 05:02 PM
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Re: ---- my life
Originally Posted by txdohczc
this is gayer then the copy machine thread
02-13-2009, 05:14 PM
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Re: ---- my life
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML
