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Fuck my life
Ive searched and as far as I know this isnt a repost
http://www.fmylife.com/ Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dads words of wisdom were "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML |
Re: Fuck my life
The most likely reason you didn't find it in a search is because it's not funny. :3
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Re: Fuck my life
Originally Posted by Tough-guy
The most likely reason you didn't find it in a search is because it's not funny. :3
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Re: Fuck my life
Originally Posted by txdohczc
this is gayer then the copy machine thread
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Re: Fuck my life
hahah the further i go the better they get
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Re: Fuck my life
Originally Posted by txdohczc
this is gayer then the copy machine thread
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Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
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Re: Fuck my life
lmao! ;D
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Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML
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Today, I received a random packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML
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