Cadracer

Looking for anyone who knows any info about the bunny ranch rates and hours.
Also we are avide HMT guys here held up in the hotel looking for someone to show us around. Give us a post.

moto21dx

honestly. if your on hmt, you PROBABLY can't afford ---- at the bunny ranch lol.

crx2211

Truth! You can't afford what you want at least. All the hot girls are pretty much by appointment only, and the hot ones in the line-up won't do anything except ********** in front of you while you beat off unless you want to drop real money. I'm sure you can get your dick sucked for $500>, but a goddamn BJ with a condom aint worth what they're going to charge you. If you want to ---- a hot ****, you better bring $1,000 or so. If you don't mind an ugly bitch then yeah go for it flat rate style.

Why don't you just spend your money on a good hotel room and good booze at the clubs? You can find a drunk bitch to ---- you for free and she hasn't sucked 1,000 ***** and been hogged out by 9" NGA *****. Not to mention Hof has had his dick up in about all of them. Picturing his fat *** huffing and puffing over them isn't exactly erotic bwahaha. You'll be paying for sloppy 1,000ths basically.

The only real justification I can see for going there is to get something your g/f or other girls won't do; like *** pounding or something like that. GL getting a bitch to do ---- if you've got a short stacked wallet haha. There definitely aren't any bargains there. If you don't bring enough cash you'll just leave being frustrated even more from them teasing you whilst trying to get more money out of you. Drunk college bitches>*** dumpster hookers.

crx2211

Just Google "Bunny Ranch Menu" and you can see what they offer. You get to follow in the footsteps of real winners like Carrot Top who I guess is a regular there. You're going to pay to get his sloppy 1,000ths aaaaahahaha! I personally wouldn't ever mess with a hooker. There are bitches everywhere available if you want to put yourself out there. Why pay some used up old trailer park meth head to milk your johnson when you can get it free?

moto21dx

thats what im sayin.

couple grand for some shitty ----- or

$100 worth of booze for you and a girl and you can slam all night.

Ill take option 2 please.

crx2211

IB the OP is a hunchback with a lazy eye, sloped forehead, and has a club foot.

J-MAN

but its still US money right? i say if your in that area you shoudl just get some cheap ----- off the strip to give you herpes instead of paying too much for the same ran through bitch there

Wank.a.lot

the bunny ranch is over priced and it's like buying a car, you can negotiate for everything.
check out this place
http://www.shadyladyranch.com/
flat rate, so at least you know what you are gonna pay for.
or http://www.sherisranch.net/
sheri's is in pahrump so it's not that far from las vegas.
i've never been to either, if i'm gonna pay i'm not gonna pay that much.

stenseltizm

---- where's the captain stabin front page picture at when you need it. I swear it was saved in the HMT pictures folder somewhere. Who's got this one saved?

[quote=AbaZ ]
Badass Ted, Thats soo cool you ended up getting it, especially for that price! I'm going to predict some good times on the SS Casey Anne... or maybe we should just call it the SS Stabbin or NogCraft

crx2211

Lemme guess; you're the budget shopper for -----s and are very fond of the toothless crack head who'll let you bend her over for only $20. Dirty Dirty