Details on the computer, O most pre-eminent of nogs.

 

Damn, I'm still needing to plug it in and see what it says. Push me, I need the encouragement.

 

I'd love to push you, Steve.

 

No need for pushing, I plugged the damn thing in. This is what it said under "my computer" in no specific order:

Windows XP professional 2002
Intel Celeron CPU 1.70GHz
1.73 GHz 120 MB of Ram


I hope someone knows what that means.

 

Close enough.

What's the least amount of money you'd take for it?

 

I'll take $78.50 shipped for the tower, and if you want the big *** screen to go with it it's 1 million shipped (cash only)