My name is Ryan, i live in upstate ny. I've trolled around this site for years and finally decided to make a screen name. Feel free to give me lots of ---- as i know its the hmt way

The Car..
2003 Volkswagen Jetta GLS 1.8T


Engine mods
Revo stg 1 tune (20psi)
Manual boost controller
GFB Hybrid bov
Suspension
Vmaxx coilovers
Wheels
BBS RXII's(not shown)
Exterior
Euro 4-motion front lip
Seat Cupra-R front lip
Smoked bumper and fender lights
votex sideskirts
Kamei badgeless grille(knock off)

Thats it for now. Next mods will be to support more power.
Eyelids

 

what type of mascara do you put on your eyelids?

 

whatever kind your girlfriend left in my car.

 

Oooh, the n00b has teeth.


Sell the gaudy BBS's, your dub looks sweet on the steelies.

 

What part of upstate ny are you from?

 

Even though it's all black, it's a VW, which is clearly a sign your anus is wider than a 4 lane highway. I'd say you forgot to post ****, but I'm not in the mood for snippets of "Boy Oh Boy".

 

Better be good **** to offset the German "IM NOT QUEER"ness of the car...


Ive seen your mom already... SO you have any hot cousins Ones your not ------- witth their brothers

 

No hazing needed. You drive a VW, your life sucks as is. CEL lately?

 

If by girlfriend, you me skank i ----, then let me tell you ------- your mom is gross, her ------- looks like a head of califlower smashed with a hammer and soaked in aids

 

-47 points for you fork. You unoriginal dick biter.