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Old 07-22-2008, 09:37 PM
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My name is Ryan, i live in upstate ny. I've trolled around this site for years and finally decided to make a screen name. Feel free to give me lots of ---- as i know its the hmt way

The Car..
2003 Volkswagen Jetta GLS 1.8T
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Engine mods
Revo stg 1 tune (20psi)
Manual boost controller
GFB Hybrid bov
Suspension
Vmaxx coilovers
Wheels
BBS RXII's(not shown)
Exterior
Euro 4-motion front lip
Seat Cupra-R front lip
Smoked bumper and fender lights
votex sideskirts
Kamei badgeless grille(knock off)

Thats it for now. Next mods will be to support more power.
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Old 07-22-2008, 09:39 PM
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what type of mascara do you put on your eyelids?
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Old 07-22-2008, 09:43 PM
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whatever kind your girlfriend left in my car.
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:07 PM
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whatever kind your girlfriend left in my car.
Oooh, the n00b has teeth.


Sell the gaudy BBS's, your dub looks sweet on the steelies.
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:23 PM
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What part of upstate ny are you from?
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:28 PM
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Even though it's all black, it's a VW, which is clearly a sign your anus is wider than a 4 lane highway. I'd say you forgot to post ****, but I'm not in the mood for snippets of "Boy Oh Boy".
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:30 PM
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Better be good **** to offset the German "IM NOT QUEER"ness of the car...


Ive seen your mom already... SO you have any hot cousins Ones your not ------- witth their brothers


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Old 07-22-2008, 11:20 PM
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No hazing needed. You drive a VW, your life sucks as is. CEL lately?
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whatever kind your girlfriend left in my car.
If by girlfriend, you me skank i ----, then let me tell you ------- your mom is gross, her ------- looks like a head of califlower smashed with a hammer and soaked in aids
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-47 points for you fork. You unoriginal dick biter.
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