In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin , Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

 

LOL that ---- is funny man. Whered you find that at? Mycoxafloppin is best one I think

 

LOL Dixafix

 

compliments of ebaumsworld...and a very boring night at work..copy n paste heaven...

 

how about we make our own names...

discoxa neverworken

discoxa needsomeperken

discoxa rocken

 

limpdixafix

recoxacharge

stiffsacoxsous

roxarod

flexycoxsous

 

man im running out of ideas

stifosus

well thats all i got

 

hahhahhhahhahahha...funny...take some viagra then its...dixinurmouf...

 

Ha, great post. I'm Pre-Pharmacy (and will graduate in 5 1/2 years God willing) and I began to read this and believe it. Anyway, this is hilarious.


Coxnotpopin

Fixmehdix

Gesitup

Dixasbroke


Hahah, this is too fun.


JP

 

***** Healin

LimpDixomine

Peckerupper

Propmecoxup

which one you guys like the most?