udaredme

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin , Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

dcivic

LOL that ---- is funny man. Whered you find that at? Mycoxafloppin is best one I think

Random Hero

LOL Dixafix

udaredme

compliments of ebaumsworld...and a very boring night at work..copy n paste heaven...

licenseless

how about we make our own names...

discoxa neverworken

discoxa needsomeperken

discoxa rocken

licenseless

limpdixafix

recoxacharge

stiffsacoxsous

roxarod

flexycoxsous

licenseless

man im running out of ideas

stifosus

well thats all i got

udaredme

hahhahhhahhahahha...funny...take some viagra then its...dixinurmouf...

samson

Ha, great post. I'm Pre-Pharmacy (and will graduate in 5 1/2 years God willing) and I began to read this and believe it. Anyway, this is hilarious.


Coxnotpopin

Fixmehdix

Gesitup

Dixasbroke


Hahah, this is too fun.


JP

dcivic

***** Healin

LimpDixomine

Peckerupper

Propmecoxup

which one you guys like the most?