I havent made a post in a couple years (since my project got stolen) so I thought Id start with this one...

I got a phone call from a buddy, strongly advising me against going to my company picnic, seems he wouldnt want me to be embarassed too much. My fiance is acting really funny too....she told me that I should sort through our camping gear tonight. Looks like tomorrow is the night I get shanghaid out. I think my friends are going to kidnap me for a weekend like in the old frat days, like in "Old School".

I know most of you dont give a rats ***, but when your old like me you get excited to go out drinking with a dozen of your best college buddies (Ive heard a rumor a few are travelling a looong way for this too). Any of you have a bacholer party yet?

 

sounds kick ***

 

oh yes i remeber back when i had mine it included me a 8 friends and familly numorous 30 packs , and scotch,gin,and jack danials , oh yeah and some cheap entertaiment..
that was the ---- i remember the stripper giving my uncle a lap dance he tried to stick one in her and she
popped off " hey if you want to we can do it for 200$ more" i was like damn hooker
time but i had to pass on that ***,,,,,

 

Sounds great man, have a kickin' time.

 

mine was a drunkin night with the guys. fun times. night before the wedding my best man, Chris (mod) was so hung over on the wedding day, he could barely stand during the ceremony and was puking allover

 

I am unmarriageable, so make a point of celebrating extra for me.