A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a
quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face The father
realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting
for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from
her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
boy's ********* and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then
ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's *********, the woman hands the coin to the father and
walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.

Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".

 

rofl

 

wow. Coughing up tha cash, because she has him by the *****! Great!
-josh-

 

damn thats funny how bout this

wats the last thought that crosses youre mind when you see a ------ up to his neck in concrete..

should have bought more concrete

 

lol

 

hahahaha that was a good one

 

ruthless