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Old 09-24-2003, 09:14 PM
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:18 PM
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Yeah well while your getting your masters, my enlargement pills are coming this week!!!! FINALLY, I can perform like my girlfriend needs me to in bed. I'll post before and after pictures!

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Old 09-24-2003, 09:20 PM
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Sweet a gyno... looking at cottage chesse ----- for the rest of your working life... not my idea of fun I'd rather be one of them (---- i donno who does it, i'm not a woman) but would like to check breasteses for lumps!

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Don't waist your time, they don't work.
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:24 PM
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Sweet a gyno... looking at cottage chesse ----- for the rest of your working life... not my idea of fun I'd rather be one of them (---- i donno who does it, i'm not a woman) but would like to check breasteses for lumps!

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You meen gynocologists look at -----!?
I ment couse of the money i can make
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:26 PM
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Don't waist your time, they don't work.
lol, ----!!!! welp i guess the only alternative is to tie one end of a rope to "myself" and the other end to a car. Hold on I'm gonna go try it... i'll let you guys know the results.
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:29 PM
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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Hahahahah!I gained 2 inches by shaving!Now im up to 2 1/2"
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by d16z64life
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Hahahahah!I gained 2 inches by shaving!Now im up to 2 1/2"
2 1/2"'s! HOLY ----! I WISH!!!! after the car stunt i'll be lucky if I push 1"
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I keep pullin on mine, but the enlargement is only temporary
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Originally Posted by deacon2377
I keep pullin on mine, but the enlargement is only temporary
^^^hahaha...yup, only temporary.
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