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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:33 PM
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advance the timing on the disturbor
cut the air conditioning belts
cut the power steering belts
roll on dounuts.
take out the back seats
roll up the windows
turn on the heater
use high octane gas
use thin oil 5-30w
unbolt the muffler
unconnect the intake
reset the ECU
Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:37 PM
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Pop all of your zits and lose 17 pounds of pus.
Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:43 PM
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Wow ur ------- worthless
Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:52 PM
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Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Darkelvis
Pop all of your zits and lose 17 pounds of pus.
hahah fucken classic
Old Jul 25, 2006 | 11:59 PM
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driving it off the cliff could will creat 10G + of G force when it hit the bottom.
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 12:07 AM
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I thought you were going to ban yourself because everyone hates you here.
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Ravage70
hahah fucken classic

even classicer
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 12:09 AM
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I am going to mail you a picture of my torn bloody ------- from the massive ---- I took today, along with the bloody toilet paper from when I wiped.
Old Jul 26, 2006 | 12:18 AM
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And a PM I got from him:

Originally Posted by porkandpolish
watch the police is gonna get you
So I will respond in public with: What the ---- are you talking about? Did you mean to say "watch out or my pus is gonna get you"?



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